A Being Capable of Thought

Some corollaries to Cogito Ergo Sum:

I think, therefore I am not dating.

I do not think, therefore I am President.

I think, therefore I am annoyed.

I think, therefore my family is a comedy of errors.

I think, therefore I have the right to eat you.

I think, therefore I will take drugs immediately to stop this darn thinking.

 

ElLagarto ElLagarto
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Aug 3, 2007