Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning BoltLightning!
I was fighting an ogre king in the woods
It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good
Live action role playing, that’s how I get down
Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
Summon the fury of the sky
Lightning bolt, baby! Lightning bolt!
You can keep your 20-sided die
Cause when it comes to Magic and D&D
You know that they’re just no fun to me
I need the thrill of LARP
Tell the Orc commander I’m coming for him next
I’m going to hit him with my powerful wizard’s hex
I got no time for books and cards when I roll play
Cause I take the matter way beyond cosplay
There’s no World of Warcraft on my PC
‘Cause an Elven sword is all I need
To leave your character lying in the dirt
Feel the electricity, baby!