Somebody Shoot Me!

The Barney Song"

"i love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!

i love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!"

Okay, I know. The lyrics are sweet and innocent but this song is ANNOYING! 

Myonis108 Myonis108
56-60, F
16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

You don't like it when I smear brownies all over my teeth and sing Barney to you?<br />
(It's you're.)

HA! Gotcha again, TinyTurtle! And no, ballz is the one who wears the Barney suit. Sooo Sexxxaaayyyy!

Nyxie, that's not what I thought she meant.

Hey, a Barney suit! Was that what you were talking about in your other story about working out, Myo, when you referred to "other equipment"?

Oh.. no.. you.. didn't. You get aunt of the millennium for that one, or else CPS should be knocking at your door!<br />
I love your avatar. Too cute!

OK! Could be worse. My 18yo daughter LOVED me to sing that song to her EVERY NIGHT when she was 2-4 years old. THEN My neice wanted Barney at her birthday party. Guess who got to wear the big purple suit?????<br />

Sorry, Mr. Frost. Would you like a sip of gren or purple KoolAid? I hate to be responsible for triggering someone's PTSD.<br />

Em, I love you! I'll sing that while I play the Kill Barney game.

Ah Emerald! You beat me to the punch!<br />
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That is the most realistic version!

I like this version better:<br />
I love you<br />
You love me<br />
So let's hang Barney from a tree<br />
With a great big rope<br />
And a can of gasoline<br />
Light a match<br />
And watch him scream!! :) <br />
NOW who's evil???? BWahahahahahahaa


You're just plain evil, you know that??


AIEEEEE!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor Myo is right. I'm mad! Mad, I tell you!

Poor Myo. Has Barney become the bane of your existence? Well trust me, Dora the Explorer and the Wiggles are just as annoying!