Looters Prayer

The Looters Prayer

Our father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name,
Thy Riots come, read it in "The Sun"
In Birmingham, as it is in London,
Give us this day our Welfare bread and forgive us our looting,
As we are happy to loot those who defend stuff against us.
Lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing,
For thine is the Facebook the Blackberry & the Twitter,
For ever and ever...Innit !!!!
Eastsaxon Eastsaxon
51-55, M
2 Responses Aug 21, 2011

To all those who did loot us......don't forget the 1 year warranty on the goods you stole runs out soon.

Oh dear, this is good. I really need to show this to my stbx

Feel free to distribute to the four winds. It's reference to the riots does date it but the sentiment is there for all to see.

I remember the riots, my spouse is English. We were really worried about his father who lives in the Enfield area. Not much we could do about it from another continent though...

BTW what is your STBX ?

It's short hand for "Soon To Be Ex" I've been hanging around on the sexless marriage forum far too long

Thank you. Well I learnt something new today so can relax now

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