I Consntantly Kick Life In The Nuts

I wanted these bodacious tatas, you know, natural big and beautiful..


I got lemons instead!

Th3D0ct0r Th3D0ct0r
10 Responses Mar 1, 2010

LOL.. don't leave TM...as you can see in my top experience story, i'm A MAN....YAY :D. so don't leave!! we are girly talking men here! hahaha

Thanks for leading me here TM??? All I can say is that lemons are wonderful. Melons are sweet sometimes but can be disappointing especially when over-ripe.

really.....you got cherries between your big toes?<br />
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Pffft raspberries!! :P

no, i wish i had melons...i just got 2 lemons :P...<br />
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lemons are smaller, i can safely call them cherries or mini tomatoes :P but then this experience is about lemons, so that's what i shall call them!

no worries. i'll try...although i'll put my skull mask on, otherwise i sahll scar you for life! with my ugliness

NO, nothing is way off topic in my stories!!! i haven't tried the skin yet, but i'm going to...lets see what funny faces i make, hahaha!!!<br />
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thank you for coming and checking my story. i love people reading my stories.. :D which rarely happens nowadays, ROFL not complaining just stating FACTS

yeah, that's what i'm afraid of....sour milk and my teeny tiny lemons to loose it's juice and shape, hahahahahah ROFLmAO

sour milk :/

NO I kicked life in the nuts instead..<br />
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I'm afraid that if i squeeze out some lemon juice, i'll get milk instead..and second, that my lemons will disappear!

And did you SqEEZE out lemon juice?? :P