Sire Your Trousers Are Descending
I'm sick of walking around school, or frekkn Walmart and seeing dudes with their undies hangin' out all over the place. Seriously, man. If I wanted to see boxers that badly, I'd get a lawn chair and sit in the underwear aisle. I dunno what makes people think that comes off as sexy. What about the incapability to dress yourself would make a woman want you? A question unanswered, my friends.