One Lucky Lady

There is only ONE lucky lady on EP and off who will ever get lucky enough to get what is inside my boxers. I don't see the point of advertising my trouserpython's cage and I confess given the volume of young men who have tiny garter snakes, they are better off not advertising what they don't have. I sure as hell don't want to see the crack in your foundation. It is not hip, cool, mature or even ghetto. I am proud to say my pants and shorts are always secure around my waist.

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26-30
2 Responses Mar 10, 2010

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I basically agree with you, my friend...although it took me a minute to see where you and the trouser snakes were going. LOL