I Thought Everyone Did This

I was in my teens the first time I blasted a really good one out. It was a lot more that a fart and put a wet brown stain in my jeans - then there was the time I sneezed and dropped a wet mess in my trousers in school - the time I squatted to pick something up and wet farted - reaching up high for Mum and putting a bulge in my jeans. Lifting my bum up in bed, farting and leaving a wet brown stain over the bottom sheet - time and time again I've farted and surprised myself - I bet every guy on the planet has as well.
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May 13, 2012