Mother: *Walking into room* What's your deal?

Me: Huh? What do you mean?

Mother: Why do you keep screaming?

Me: *Confused as hell* What are you talking about?? I wasn't screaming!

Mother: I heard you. You've been screaming for five min-

I get a very loud hiccup at that very moment.

Mother: *Looking at me strangely* Oh ****. You mean all this time, it was your hiccups?

Me: *Starts laughing so freakin' hard while my mother just shakes her head in dismay and walks away before muttering something about my hiccups getting louder*
deadmoon deadmoon
22-25, F
2 Responses May 24, 2012

Hahaha... having something in your mouth makes you louder?<br />
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Lol! :P