I Tried Online Dating And............

First off I was in the state of loneliness. I had just got out of the US Army and came home to my wife and beautiful daughters. I was not circulating well back into society. I was drinking heavily and found myself in divorce court before I had put the bottle of booze down. So in my self pity and lack of self respect I signed onto a dating web-site. It was all good for a while; a few friendly chats couple nice phone conversations and so on. I was communicating with 4 different women. When the time came it was time for the first of four dates with four different women. "This is were the **** gets deep". I went on the first date and it was really a good time until I had to drop her off, she was a little tipsy and quite the "mouth piece" while that way. I am walking her to her door and I will be damned if her boyfriend wasn't sitting right there waiting. "Aw ****" now I am gonna go fist to cuffs with her just as drunk boyfriend. I tried like hell to lie and say I was driving her home from the bar cause she wasn't in any shape to drive home. "I didn't mention I had my own glow on did I"? Neither here nor there; that didn't fly because I picked her up while her boyfriend was working, and her car was still in the drive way. "Whoops". So I try a couple more Bullshit lies to no prevail. Now its getting serious; she's yelling at him, he's yelling at her and I am standing there like a damn fool waiting for something to happen. I try to be invisible but that didn't work when she said she was leaving him for me. "She was on some ****". No way in hell am I in any position to be fighting over a woman I just met. I mean damn lady we just met. I had to do something and I did it with every bit of BS I could muster. The only thing that came to me was say I am gay and I am leaving. So I did; a started laughing so hard at myself that I was nearly in tears. My date and her boyfriend looked at me dumbfounded and ate that **** up like hot cakes. Moral of the story- "I cancelled the other 3 dates, and deleted all my profiles". The other is when in doubt, if you find yourself in that situation, claim the gay card lol.  "Oh yea", bars are a bad spot for a first date....