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I Truly Mindblown By a Lovely Lady On Here

How Did She Do That?

By: Lampwick
Written on March 25th, 2009
By: Lampwick
Age: 51-55 , Male
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  • jerrica

    no, she probably wouldn't.

    Jun 16, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    Nor would she want me to! He! He!

    Jun 16, 2009
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  • jerrica

    LOL i don't think anything could stop you!

    Jun 15, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    I could go on a Tiger hunt! Shall I mount her?

    Jun 15, 2009
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  • jerrica

    a few days in the woods with you and i would be wild again lol

    Jun 15, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    We should go camping!

    Jun 15, 2009
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  • jerrica

    wild? it's been so long, i don't know. i'm more mild these days lol

    Jun 15, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    Getting back to the wild! Do you like wild?

    Jun 15, 2009
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  • jerrica

    .... waking up with a condom hanging out of my butt lol

    Jun 15, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    Aw, the great outdoors, a little whiskey by the campfire......

    Jun 15, 2009
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  • jerrica

    LOL! i'll have to get back to you on the camping.

    Jun 15, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    If you woke up hungover in a tent with your pants around your ankles and a used condom hanging from your *** would you tell anybody?







    No!









    Wanna go camping?

    Jun 15, 2009
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  • jerrica

    well let me in on the joke. i could use a laugh right about now. a weekend in a hotel sounds great. after last night, not only could i use a joke but a vacation too.

    Jun 13, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    Oh, that's just the punchline from an old joke. No, camping is not what I have in mind for you. I think a weekend in a fine hotel would be the thing. Nothing but you and room service for two days. Bring your toothbrush, but you won't need anything else!

    Jun 10, 2009
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  • jerrica

    camping? i'm scared of wild animals. will u protect me?

    Jun 10, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    Yeah Baby! Wanna go camping?

    Jun 10, 2009
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  • jerrica

    lol. and i know you're the man who could do it!

    Jun 9, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    I want to pull YOUR weight......He! He! He!

    Jun 9, 2009
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  • jerrica

    lol. i've had enough of poor broke men, that's for sure. a man who doesn't pull his weight is a loser. been there, done that.

    Jun 9, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    My Baby really loves a big thick.....

























    wallet!

    Jun 9, 2009
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  • jerrica

    he's cute, tearaway but he's also a bad influence too lol

    Jun 9, 2009
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  • tearaway

    Haha no money=no honey. This was funny. Can I be a poet too? You guys are cute.

    Apr 13, 2009
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  • jerrica

    LMAO! hey, in this economy, you've got to think about the almighty dollar. but i like the viscount regardless. but what man isn't even more attractive with a fat wallet lol. you're a poet and didn't know it! lol

    Apr 13, 2009
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  • Krypton

    HAHA, Now you are sounding like an escort service. With the pay, comes all the way. :P Hey that rhymes. COOOOL. I am trying to remember your response to the escort question.

    Apr 13, 2009
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  • jerrica

    lol. see krypton, your first critic, is giving it rave reviews. we can't lose. and if we get paid big time, you can definitely go all the way!

    Apr 13, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    But I really want to go all the way ..............

    Apr 13, 2009
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  • Krypton

    It is the perfect balance of mush with wit. That is why it would make an excellent romance novel. You can't go all one way or the other.

    Apr 13, 2009
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  • jerrica

    lol. using me as your muse. aww thats sweet and it sounds like a fair trade to me. now i'll really be able to quit my job with the profits from just one book!

    Apr 13, 2009
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  • Lampwick

    Practicing what on you? Hmmmmm....Let me think.......



    But you see, I've seen you. Besides your wit and charm on here I know just how pretty you are too. So, I'm done for.



    You can have all of the profits if I can have all of you.

    Apr 13, 2009
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  • jerrica

    LOL. hi krypton! is it too mushy? i think he's ready to write his first romance novel. he's just been practicing on me, you know and i get a cut of the profits.

    Apr 13, 2009
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