I Am Perfect


I found this poem today and thought it was perfect for this group. 
I'm practically perfect in every respect.
I haven't a flaw you could ever detect.
As soon as you know me I'm sure you'll agree
There’s no one around who's as perfect as me.
I'm beautiful and rich, with a generous heart.
I'm funny, and charming, and totally smart.
At school, in my classes, I only get A's.
I'm also athletic in so many ways.
My clothes are expensive. My hair is just right.
My teeth are all straight, and they're shiny and white.
I'm practically perfect. I'm sure you could tell.
And, oh, did I mention? I'm humble as well.



fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
46-50, F
4 Responses Feb 17, 2009

lol that poem is the definition of ironic

Thats us to a tee .....

i don't have to try i am perfe......nope sorry just can't say it with a straight face LOL