I Wish I Would Just Shut Up

I get to a point where everything is good.

And THEN... I ask the next question. I go probing.

I wish I would just SHUT THE **** UP already.

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
41-45, M
2 Responses May 17, 2012

I'm here Joey, breathe a sigh of relief... allow me to help even though I'm not sure of the direct cause of your distress. If it's to do with the ladddiiiessss here we go: <br />
<br />
Good questions:<br />
<br />
"Why, hello lovely lady, how are you today?"<br />
"Goodness gracious it's a delightful day is it not?"<br />
"Will you kindly continue talking? I'd love to hear about your Women's Studies project"<br />
<br />
Bad follow up questions:<br />
<br />
"So... wanna see my snake vomit in your cave?"<br />
"What has two thumbs and wants to be in your pants? THIS GUY!"<br />
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see"<br />
<br />
OH god... bile... starting to rise... must... stop

*laughs* Superb!

Hahahaha thanks Sonnet!

*uncomfortable silence* . . . ;)