You can put in a person or company's name, and it will generate a well-worded complaint letter for you!

For an example, I used Adolph Hitler(who wouldn't?)

My complaint about Mr. Adolph Hitler

This letter tells a story about power and politics and propaganda, about the tension between respectable, hardworking people and stentorian tax cheats like Mr. Adolph Hitler. It is a story about Adolph's efforts to inject his lethal poison into our children's minds and souls. Wait! Before you dismiss me as semi-intelligible, hear me out. There is historical precedent for his ideologies. Specifically, for as far back as I can remember, Adolph has been turning polluters loose against us good citizens. Given how one intransigent activity always leads to another, it should come as no surprise that Adolph is not just sinister. He is unbelievably, astronomically sinister.

I may be opening a Pandora's box by writing this, but you may be worried that Adolph will shatter other people's lives and dreams sooner than you think. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that Adolph's favorite buzzword these days is "crisis". He likes to tell us that we have a crisis on our hands. He then argues that the only reasonable approach to combat this crisis is for him to craft propaganda that justifies challenging all I stand for. In my opinion, the real crisis is the dearth of people who understand that Adolph's crime syndicate is the blackest home of tyranny and oppression in the world. For that reason, I have begged his blackshirts to step forth and shoo away Adolph like the annoying bug that he is. To date, not a single soul has agreed to help in this fashion. Are they worried about how Adolph might retaliate? It is only when one has an answer to that question is it possible to make sense of Adolph's screeds because Adolph just keeps on saying, "I don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. I just want to insult the intelligence, interests, and life plans of whole groups of people."

I have nothing more to say on that issue. The facts are indisputable, the arguments are impeccable, and the consequences are undeniable. So why does Adolph contend that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold? I wish I had a lot more time to answer that question. Unfortunately, the following comment will have to suffice: The choice we face as a nation is whether to run our country ourselves or let rotten muttonheads run it for us. That's self-evident, and even Adolph would probably agree with me on that. Even so, this is not wild speculation. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is documented fact.

We must also assert with all the sincerity of informed experience and the desperate desire to see our beloved country survive that Adolph believes that it is everyone's obligation to force us to adopt rigid social roles that compromise our inner code of ethics. That view is anathema to the cause of liberty. If it is not loudly refuted our future will be dire indeed. Untrustworthy corporatism is a disgrace to humanity but it cannot be eliminated by moral lectures or by pious intentions. No, it can be eradicated only if we stand as a witness in the divine court of the Eternal Judge and proclaim that Adolph uses his societal status as some sort of mystical talisman that immunizes his excuses from any sort of legitimate criticism. If you observe some repetition in my statements, it is because such repetition is needed for clarity and emphasis as I increase awareness and understanding of our similarities and differences. He places his indelible imprimatur upon a form of metagrobolism that is fundamentally, pervasively, and inescapably lawless. Let me explain. Even when he isn't lying, Adolph is using facts, emphasizing facts, bearing down on facts, sliding off facts, quietly ignoring facts, and, above all, interpreting facts in a way that will enable him to understate the negative impact of tribalism.

If the past is any indication of the future, Adolph will once again attempt to assail all that is holy. If he thinks that the world is crying out to labor beneath his firm but benevolent heel then maybe he should lay off the wacky tobacky. Of course, Adolph and his idolators are, by nature, intemperate, backwards profiteers. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but Adolph has been trying hard to protect what has become a lucrative racket for him. Unfortunately, that lucrative racket has a hard-to-overlook consequence: it will saddle the economy with crippling debt in a lustrum or two. My goal for this letter was to draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word "philosophicojuristic". Know that I have done my best while trying always to report as best as possible the facts and circumstances surrounding Mr. Adolph Hitler's sick personal attacks. Let an honest history judge.

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2 Responses Feb 28, 2010 dead on! This is really good Kitty! I did one too after I read this one and the other. See what you've inspired me to do!¿ ;)

Wow, it's wierd how accurate this is in places.