He Crashed His Car!

I may have shared this story previously and forgotten, if you have read this before.. apologies but it's a good one and worth another airing I think.

I was young and stupid, not sure how old, maybe 23. My boyfriend at the time was quite a bit older, unbelievably good looking and he had a fantastic body, although sadly he was "nice but dim." In fact for the sake of this story, I'm going to call him Tim... not his real name but it does rhyme with dim :o)

I know I am sounding like an absolute ***** here. Tim couldn't help being dim and I did choose to go out with him because he was a jeweller, actually, a gem setter and he had a car... this is not sounding good of me I know.... He was an extremely sweet man, very sensitive and caring and he thought the world of me, producing some new jewellery for me almost every week.

He had a lot going for him, a nice house, a reasonably well paid job but like I said, he did lack essential grey matter which was why we broke up. I did have a huge amount of fun with Tim whilst he lasted and he was absolutely red hot in bed. I know this admission doesn't sound good and I did eventually grow out of having relationships that were based purely on diamonds and sex but still, it was nice whilst it lasted. I know I gave Tim some pretty hot moments also.

Ok.. ok.. cut to the chase.. You just want to hear the part about the blow job.. I know! Ok. We had been out for a meal and we were driving back to his place for.. did I mention the red hot sex? Lol. Ok I'll stop teasing. I guess both of us were a little excitable and the conversation turned pretty steamy. I remember him telling me he had his tight fitting boxers on and I said he needed to pull over quick so I could check the fit and see if it matched the colour of my lipstick :o)

Oh my, I didn't bargain for just how quick he was able to pull over. I would have hoped for a little time to mirror signal maneuver but no. He literally jammed the brakes on and spun the car around. Unfortunately another car plowed into the side of us. Luckily, we were on a minor road and near to a junction, the other driver hadn't had time to pick up any speed.

His car had only slight damage and apart from pride, neither of us were hurt. I felt bad for him and responsible because I distracted him when he was driving. The least I could do was try and cheer him up again so we drove the couple of hundred yards to the beauty spot I had in mind and I did have a darn good check of those boxers. They didn't match my lipstick :o)
RobertaSunset RobertaSunset
36-40, F
1 Response May 5, 2012

he was a lucky guy to have u Rob xx was this a scene out of a carry on film lol wheres Benny Hill

I can laugh about it now but it wasn't funny at the time.