I've Been Meaning To Ask You...

When I look at your picture(s) I believe I see a dog on the left and a cat on the right.  Both armed and ready to kill each other.  Now if that is a cat and a dog (and I have it on really good authority that it is a cat, at least George says so), how come you keep refering to the cat as a dog?  And don't you need to change your name to "allfordogsandcats"?  Inquiring minds want to know.  And if you don't confess, I'm going to send this out to the investigative reporters...  (Hello Maury?  Do I have a story for you...)