Smell The Fear.........feel The Agony

FREAKIN RUN ! moon ! stop looking at all the pretty flowers and move your *** !!! don't look back !!!

well the escape went well, no thanks to someone who showed up late and slamed my damn head into the door, screw the pain , just go !!!! ()$#@!^&()***$#@!!!!!!

i know it is scary but for **** sakes, pull it together. what ? WHAT ? Are you freakin kidding me? are you........ are you ..........crying ? OH HELLZ NO !!!

no moon !!! not left....we have to go right !!! **** I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong !!! COME ON ! oh my crap ------------------------- NO we can not stop for pancakes right now !!!! hurry the **** up already !

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Quick.....hide in there....................
hartleybroken hartleybroken
22-25, F
15 Responses Aug 5, 2010

okay moon, listen.......stay calm........<br />
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and CHILL OUT with the sugar, that is THE last thing YOU need at this point !!!! <br />
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look----out back *pointing out the window* the woods out there, theres a path.....it has to go somewhere............<br />
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We could vote on it...........but 8 voices = 8 votes. We are going. thats that. <br />
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hurry up and finnish already, shove the freakin bacon in your pocket for that stupid cat......<br />
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we gotta go<br />
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come on............

You and all your voices are being pretty quiet so I'm just gonna ask...what do we do now? <br />
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*pours 5 packets of sugar in soda*<br />
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*chugs*<br />
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SERIOUSLY!!! They are gonna find us...I don't wanna go back!!!

No, no, I think I made you smile, teehee.<br />
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And I'm not talking to the chair, Mr Jingles snuck in. Didn't let him in I swear! I'm ignoring him now and he knows it!<br />
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*arranges sugar packets*<br />
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*looks at waitress*<br />
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Thank you!<br />
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Come on Hartley, lets eat!

I will just have a blueberry muffin and maybe ........iced tea. thanks *smiles at waitress*<br />
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HEY ! who in the hell are you talking to ? *moon talking to the chair beside her*. i thought you left the fur ball outside ?<br />
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Moon, no, i am not smiling at you .........I am just trying NOT to laugh at you ! one of us has to hold it together ! ****.<br />
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voice #8 told me to tell you ' don't cop a ******* attitude' ! and you are nowhere near normal !<br />
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look lets just eat , then find somewhere to sleep, YOU are ******* exhuausting !!!!<br />
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here comes the food .........<br />
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COME ON !!!!!!!! * covering face with my hand*-----------<br />
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NO JUMPING UP AND DOWN< CLAPPING YOUR HANDS !!!!!!! ugggghhhhhh!!!!

SHUT UP VOICE #8, I'm just having fun!!!<br />
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Oooops, waitress coming...*shuts the **** up*<br />
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I'll have a diet coke and a grand slam, how about you Hartley?<br />
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*whispers* (see, I can act normal)

Oh my crap ! *evil eye at moon*<br />
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why are you skipping ? Are you 5 ? OMGGzzzZzz !!!!!!!!!! *grabbing moons arm*<br />
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lets just go in...........<br />
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okay, act cool, calm, and try to freakin' collect yourself !!!!! <br />
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alright, theres a booth.......sit your *** down !!!! AND for goodness sake, stop stairing at everyone !!! Seriously ....... what is wrong with you ????<br />
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**** !!! *grabbing the salt shaker from moon* What the hell??? you dont pour the salt out all over the table !!! Damn it !!!<br />
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Here comes the waitress...........

*gives driver a 20*<br />
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You wait here Mr Jingles, I'll bring you some bacon when we're done. <br />
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*Skips to the door*

look, yes........ooooooooOOOOoooooooooooooooOoooo pretty lights !!! <br />
okay we are here.......pay the man, and lets go ! <br />
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Come on, your pancakes await you..........yummy !!!! Lets go in !!! <br />
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And leave that idiotic cat outside. NO PETS !!!!

I'm sorry, I'll calm down...just haven't been out in like forever...Oh the street lights look soooo pretty!!!

*taxi driver looking at moon*<br />
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moon, come on! you have to stop ! we have to blend the **** in !!! calm down!!!!!<br />
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****!!!! *pulling moons head in from the opened window* Your not a damn dog !!! keep all body parts IN the car !!! *GLARES AT MOON* !!!<br />
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WHEN EXACTLY DID I BECOME THE FREAKIN SANE ONE IN THIS ****** UP FRIENDSHIP?????

Okkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! sheesh!<br />
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Mr Jingles, stay quiet, they don't let cats in cabs.<br />
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*gets in cab with Hartley*<br />
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To Denny's!!!<br />
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*sings*<br />
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We're going to Denny's....gonna get some mutha ****** pancakes, pancakes, yummy yummy PANCAKES!!!!

*slaps moon on the back of the head* <br />
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Get over it , THEY ARE freakin FLOWERS!!!! stay with me here moon.........<br />
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look ! theres a taxi ! crap, come on , lets go get something to eat. i could use some food right now too. we can go where ever you want.......lets go....concentrate !!!!!<br />
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*grabbing moons arm, and running towards the taxi* just TRY to LOOK NORMAL in the taxi, okay???........................moon, okay?..............MOON ! OKKAAAAAY?????

*sits quietly* *stairs at flowers*<br />
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pst...during all the commotion I went into the back staff room and took the fat orderly's wallet out of her purse. Its got 50 bucks and a couple credit cards and ****!

okay......I'll make you a deal. sit here for 5 freakin minutes with you mouth shut, then we will go find something to eat. DAMN IT ! do you have any money ? now we are out.....where in the hell are we going? it will be dark soon.......<br />
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thats when all the lunatards come out ! !!! Calm down moon.....breathe. You'll fit right in anyways. ....

These bushes are poking my ***! *cries* Oh...these bushes have some pretty flowers! *sniff sniff*<br />
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I was spacing out...how the **** did we get out in the first place!?? All I remember were loud noises and running...<br />
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It looks like they've passed...when can we climb out. I'm really hungry, some pancakes sound really good...Denny's is open 24/7, whoooohooooo!!!!!! Mr Jingles wants some bacon too.