Anyone Near Treorchy (cardiff/valleys/surrounding Area)?

It's a long shot but I may as well put it here.  Looking for a nice Welsh girl to pee on me and maybe help with my accent (I'm a Welshman by birth but have a Cheshire accent by accident of education).

Dave
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DavidiSRm DavidiSRm
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May 20, 2012