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have you seen the south park episode where the boys attempt to crossbreed an elephant with a pot-bellied pig so they can have pot-bellied elephants to keep in their houses? that didn't work. but now you're telling me tiny cows exist? i must have one.
it would sleep in my bed with me. i would paint its little hooves pretty colours, and tie ribbons on its tail. it would give me a glass of fresh milk whenever i wanted one, and i would light its tiny cow-patties on fire for our amusement. i would walk it on a leash and everyone would be so jealous. oh the jolly times we would have!