I Have One...

I am SansaBeltMan!!!!!.. I know where to find any 'early bird special' anywhere, anytime.. My motto.. "It's always 4:30 pm somewhere."
I always foil the villain because my right blinker is always on. Nobody, and I mean nobody knows when and which way I am going to turn.
Got any antacids, because I tell ya...I am on fire. Next time I will pass on the pickled onions."
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1 Response Dec 4, 2012

LMAO