Additional Benefits

Not only is it a cool device, but it would definitely improve my dating life.

TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny
26-30, M
6 Responses Mar 14, 2009

Wow, ETB, that's pretty rough. More power to you.<br />
Me, I would love to own a taser, to do things that would of been unsafe to do as a female. The only problem would be is I might use it b4 it's really needed.

We can only hope. I think you have to stab it in the heart with a wooden stake and then cut off its head. What did they do in the South Park episode?

Wait. Can that be done? Destroying Walmart?

Projecting again, dasmuggler? Tsk Tsk. "If" I ever worked at Wal-Mart, it would only be to destroy the machine from the inside.

and since he works at Wal-Mart...

You sir, should never own one of these. I've read through some of your stories and I know how you are towards your roommate....and that scares me. <br />
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However, I must admit, a taser would be great fun at places like Walmart when you can't get other shoppers out of your way.