I Promise I'll Be Good!

I want a telescope, I promise I won't use it to look at the guys doing construction down the way!  I really DO want to look at the stars, to help me find that little dipper... who can be so damned hard to spot sometimes,   To trace the textures on the moon, to get a closer look at the heavenly bodies.... umm.. still not talking about the construction guys...  To look to the constellations.   See what cassiopeia is up to, and what color belt Orion is wearing and does it match his shoes...  But NOT... and I repeat NOT! to look at those construction workers, now shirtless and I think the third from the left is eating a hot dog now..... uh... not to look at them.