Help Me Woo!
i must woo a man for the first time and i havent a clue how!! help!!
and its especially difficult bec i dumped the poor guy, broke his flipping heart, and now, like an idiot, realized he´s absolutely fabulous.
whats a girl to do?
i crossed the flipping ocean for him- again!
we got together yesterday to ¨discuss¨ things, and after a bit of arguing and alot of crying we ended up rolling around in the sand much to the dismay of the surrounding famalies with children.
unfortunetly bec i was massively hung over from the night prior and totally dehydrated, a few hours on the beach proved deadly. a bit later as we left i vomited on the side of the street. pretty hot eh?
several hours later he texted me, telling me he hoped i felt better yadda yadda yadda, which was sweet, but i couldnt get over the fatc that A. he told me he was still in love with me B. that he was sooooo confused and didnt know what to do C. made me so randy in a minutes´pass and oh yeah D. threw up.
i cannot resist this man and want him excessively.
how do i woo such a being?