Same Old Song and Dance...

Penis: "What the hell? You again?"

Hand: "What? What's wrong?!"

Penis: "I just...I'm-I'm just getting a bit......I don't know......Bored? Yeah. I'm getting BORED, Palmer. It's not you, it's me. You're Great. I'm just not sure if this is what I want anymore...you know?"

Hand: "Oh....................*ahem*........yeah, okay.....I understand, I----I guess."

Penis: "Don't take it personally, Palmer, I just need some space, okay? -- Okay?"

Hand: "Yeah...Um....S-Space from what? What am I doing wrong? What did I DO?"

Penis: "NOTHING....Really. Nothing. I just,...I don't know. When you're around, I guess..I feel a bit suffocated. But it's nothing YOU'RE doing! It's me! I'm just going through a weird stage in my life. I feel like I want to go exploring....I don't know.....Get out and see the world. Please don't be mad!"

Hand: "I'm not mad...You're right...Now that you mention it, I kind of feel like I am always holding your hand through everything."

Penis: "Yeah, but I don't HAVE any hands..."

Hand: "You know what I mean, Richard. I have to do EVERYTHING, ALL THE TIME! It gets real old, Rich, REAL old."

Penis: "That's because you have control issues! You always feel like you have to have a hand in EVERYTHING! I'm self sufficient! I can do THIS on my own!"

Hand: "Richard, you're embarrassing yourself. So what if you can do a no-armed pushup? That won't help you in any situation I can think of. Just drop it....Let's do this right...Let's stay friends. You know what I mean?"

Penis: "Yeah....yeah. Okay. You're right. No hard feelings?"

Hand: "Not in YOUR case, FLOPPY! Like I'd ever stay friends with a dickhead like you! Go **** yourself, you *****!"

Penis: "WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU?! Get BACK here! You-You-!!! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!!!"

JanusOperative JanusOperative
26-30, M
2 Responses Jun 21, 2007

Yes, I've had this conversation more than once.

Funny idea - similar to Alberto Moravia's novel "Io e Lui" ("Me and Him")...