Sounds Like Fun, Where Do I Sign Up?

 Maybe I can have a failing business and have the government bail me out?  I can think of many businesses that would fail, like maybe Detroit automakers?  We sure should keep all those high paid mechanics in business so that they can buy donughts and coffee instead of working?  If GM closes a plant all the guys just go to a building each day and stay there looking for a job that doesn't exist and would be way below their income level and they continue to have health care and full salary while doing diddly squat!  Better than unemployemtn that runs out and doesn't pay the bills.