1. What is your name?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you sure?
4. What is your earliest memory?
******* on the walls during potty training.
5. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Irish Car Bomb
6. What is your favorite vegetable?
7. Do you remember your first day of school?
8. What is the worst exam result you remember ever getting?
9. How tall are you?
10. Can you swim?
11. Who is your favorite movie actress?
Sigourney Weaver
12. Who is your favorite movie actor?
Robert Downey Jr, Edward Norton
13. Who is your favorite comedian?
Jim Jeffries
14. Who is your favorite politician?
Rudy Guiliani
15. Who is your favorite historical figure (been dead for at least 100 years)?
Andrew Jackson
16. Who is your favorite super-heroine?
16t. Who is your favorite super-hero?
18. Can you name a female scientist other than Madame Curie?
Jane Goodall
19. Who is your favorite god or goddess?
Dionysus: The greek god of wine and sex
20. Who is your favorite woman of all time?
21. Do you agree with "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"?
I agree with "An Eye for an eye and a tooth."
22. Do you agree with "Life does not forgive weakness"?
Yes. However, society does.
23. Do you agree with "It is the enemy who can truly teach us to practice the virtues of compassion and tolerance"?
To a point.
24. Do you agree with "The state can do what they want to do"?
No. **** the state!
25. Do you agree with "If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country"?
Absolutely. My country has betrayed me time and time again. Turnabout is fair play.
26. Do you agree with "If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads"?
No. Question everything.
27. Do you agree with "Crime is a product of social excess"?
No. Not excess. Poverty breeds crime. Period.
28. Do you agree with "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"?
29. Do you agree with "And mankind is naught but a single nation"?
30. Do you agree with "Bulimia is soooo '87"?
31. What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
District 9.
32. What is the worst TV show you have ever seen?
33. What is the worst book you have ever read?
The House on Mango Street
34. What is the worst song you have ever heard?
Anything by Beyonce Knowles.
35. What is the worst sport you know of?
36. Who is the worst movie "star" ever?
Bill Murray. He plays Bill Murray in every movie.
37. Who is the worst comedian/comedienne ever?
Bill Murray.
38. Who is the worst author ever?
39. Who is the worst musical act ever?
40. Who is the worst sports "star" you have ever seen?
Lebron James
41. If you could go back in time to witness an historical event in person, what event would you want to see?
Marilyn Monroe losing her virginity. lol.
42. If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?
To a lady's house, in order to have us some great fun.
43. If you could meet anyone in the world, who would you meet?
44. If you could become famous for one thing, what would that thing be?
45. If you could buy anything regardless of cost, what would you buy?
A fully custom-built home. Built to my specifications.
46. If you could change any one thing about your country, what would it be?
Our worthless ******* "president".
47. If you could change any one thing about international politics, what would it be?
That we had someone else running ours.
48. If you could meet any famous person who is dead, who would it be?
Darrell Lance Abbott.
49. If you could become dictator of the world, would you?
I may. However, I would allow all countries to dictate themselves. I would only exist as a supreme authority, without enforcing any real authority, thus giving no one cause for mutiny.
50. If you could eat an entire cow at one sitting, would you?
51. Have you ever illegally downloaded music/TV shows/movies from the net?
Who hasn't?
52. Have you ever used illegal narcotics (yes, even pot counts if it was illegal at the time)?
53. Have you ever gotten any points on your driving license?
54. Have you ever stolen anything from a shop?
Of course.
55. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes while underage?
56. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes for another person who was underage?
57. Have you ever tried to cheat the taxman/social security/other government agency?
58. Have you ever ridden on a train or bus without paying?
59. Have you ever been arrested?
60. Have you ever been charged with a crime ... ?
61. What's the furthest you've ever been from home?
Across the United States
62. Where have you visited that you would like to go back to?
Texas, Oklahoma, Florida, Arizona
63. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet?
64. Where is your favourite place in the world?
On the ocean.
65. Where have you visited that you hope never to go to again?
66. Where would you definitely never go to?
67. Where is your least favourite place in the world?
68. What is your favourite way to travel?
69. What is your least favourite way to travel?
70. What is the capital of Assyria?
Who gives a ****?
71. What was the last movie you saw?
72. Was it any good?
It was pretty ******* great!
73. What was the last book you read?
"Dreams Die First" by Harold Robbins
74. Was it any good?
It was great
75. What was the last song you listened to?
"Suicide and Time" by Mercy Fall
76. Was it any good?
Of course
77. What was the last computer game you played?
78. Did you do well?
I won
79. What was the last meal you ate?
A hot dog.
80. Was it any good?
81. Do you believe in God?
Ultimately, yes.
82. Do you agree with the war in Iraq?
Absolutely not. However, I fully support our boys and girls overseas and hope they all can come home safely!
83. Do you believe in aliens?
Absolutely. To think that we're the only form of intelligent life in this extremely vast universe is a little obnoxious.
84. Do you agree with the theory of evolution?
To a point.
85. Do you believe in reincarnation?
86. Do you agree with the idea of the UN?
Not really.
87. Do you believe in karma?
To a point.
88. Do you agree with the theories of man-induced global warming?
89. Do you believe in democracy above all other systems of government?
To a point. It depends on the people.
90. Do you agree with Freddie Mercury when he sings "Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round"?
I like girls with *****! So, YES!
91. What is your favourite movie?
I have a lot. August Rush comes to mind.
92. What is your favourite book?
"The Dirt" by Motley Crue
93. What is your favourite song?
"Suicide and Time" by Mercy Fall
94. What is your favourite city?
I don't have one.
95. What is your favourite sport?
96. What is your favourite place in the world?
On the ocean...
97. Are you glad these questions are almost over?
Pretty much.
98. What are you going to do next?
Perhaps **********. lol. I don't know.
99. Do you anticipate this activity being fun?
For a moment, lol.
100. Give us a quote to end on ..: "Hope is for men who haven't yet found grace."
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Aug 2, 2010