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What's the Funniest Knock Knock Joke You've Ever Heard?

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What's the funniest knock knock joke you've ever heard?



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ExperienceProject ExperienceProject 26-30, M 119 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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Knock knock,
Who's there,
dad,
dad who,
How many f***ing dads do you have??!!

knock knock
who's there
9/11
9/11 who
that's ****** up you said you'd never forget

Knock Knock...
**** OFF ***** IM BUSY!

Knock, knock ...
Who's there?
Interrupting penis.
Interrupting penis wh ...
(SPLOOG)

knock knock!
who's there?
awana
awana who?
awana get high

knock knock.
who's there?
britney spears
britney spears who?

knock knock.
who's there?
britney spears
britney spears who?

oops i did it again!

Me: knock knock
Muffled voice from within: Go away!
Me: Damn, foiled again.

i have 2...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrup-You have cancer.

LOL and...

Why did sally fall off the swing?
Why?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honda.

Honda who?

Honda first day of christmas, my true love sent to me...

I could go on til the 12th day but people gonna be annoyed:D

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe mama....

Me: I know a great knock knock joke.. would you like to hear it?
Other: Sure
Me: OK you start.
Other: Knock Knock..

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Shut up!

Ok

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees....

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Nobody....

Nobody who????

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Nobody who??????
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LOL.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schmell mop
Schmell mop who?

Knock Knock
Who's there
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot is stuck

Change the "Ma" to "My" then put a space it should be " My dam"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know. Why?


To get to the gay guys house!!!

Knock Knock


Who's there?


The chicken

This is the best one I've ever heard in my life!

Go up to someone and say:

"Knock Knock"

then you ask them "who's there'

they won't know...
they are the joke....try it...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise a lot a people in here!

knock knock
whos that ?
deerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
stupid....
ya me, stupid
can i get in.

knock knock whose there ????


tomato


tomato who??


tomato u silly .... if u dont know me u better ketchup !!

knock knock
who's there?
water
water who?
water you doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock
who's there?
mike snifferpits
mike snifferpits who??
Jeese how many mike snifferpits do u know let me in its cold out here

Knock knock

Who's there?

Impatient cow

Impatient cow wh...
MOO!

knock knock hows there poo. poo how i pooing in the pool

what did the hat say to the hat i'll go a head

why did the coach go to the bank.to get a quarterback

KNOCK KNOCKK ..... ..... .. ? !

WILL U REMEMBER ME IN A DAY YES WILL U REMEMBER IN A WEEK YES WILL U REMEMBER ME IN A MONTH YES WILL U REMEMBER ME IN A YEAR YES NOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE U FORGOT ME ALL READY

knock knock

Who's there?