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What's the Funniest Knock Knock Joke You've Ever Heard?

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What's the funniest knock knock joke you've ever heard?



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from my daughter she's 4:<br />
<br />
Knock knock<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Lupita <br />
<br />
Lupita who?<br />
<br />
Hello your daughter.

Will you remember me in an hour?<br />
Yes.<br />
Will you remember me in a day?<br />
Yes.<br />
Will you remember me in a week?<br />
Yes.<br />
Will you remember me in a month?<br />
Yes.<br />
Will you remember me in a year?<br />
Yes.<br />
I think you won't.<br />
Yes, I will.<br />
<br />
<br />
Knock, knock!<br />
Who's there?<br />
See? You've forgotten me already!

dese r all stupid knock knock jokes! get a life dammm my lil bro could dooo btr nd hes only 6!

LOL. you think your so cool, bro you cant even spell right. heres some correct spelling mistakes you've made:
dese-these
r-are
dammm-damn
dooo-do
btr-better
nd-and
nice try trying to diss people, when you cant even spell normal :')

Knock Knock....<br />
<br />
<br />
Who's there??????<br />
<br />
<br />
DBO!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
DBO who??????<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Muthafucka its DBO!!!! open up the door maaaaain *Chris Tucker Voice*

Knock Knock<br />
<br />
Who's there ????<br />
<br />
Nicolas<br />
<br />
Nicolas who?<br />
<br />
Nicolas girls should not climb tree's

Knock Knock<br />
<br />
Who's there??<br />
<br />
Olive<br />
<br />
Olive who??<br />
<br />
Olive you!!!!

Funniest knock-knock joke ever came from a co-worker who could never tell a joke right. This is how it went down:<br />
<br />
D: Knock knock.<br />
Me: Who's there?<br />
D: Duane.<br />
Me: Duane who?<br />
D: Help, help, I'm drowning!<br />
<br />
(Supposed to be "Duane the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"

knock knock<br />
who's there?<br />
bless<br />
bless who?<br />
i did not sneeze!

Knock Knock<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Who the **** do you think it is!? IT'S ME!!!<br />
<br />
OK!! O.O WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?<br />
<br />
YOU WON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!!

Knock, knock.<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Attorney.<br />
<br />
Attorney who?<br />
<br />
I turn' my knee and need a lawyer.

Start off by saying to someone... I know a really good knock knock joke..... Ok you start!<br />
<br />
They start off by saying Knock knock<br />
<br />
You say ....who's there?<br />
<br />
Then stunned silence......It always gets a laugh!

knock knock...<br />
<br />
"who's there..?" <br />
<br />
huey....<br />
<br />
"huey"?<br />
<br />
huey people gotta listen to me!<br />
<br />
(sheldon in the big bang theory a couple of weeks ago) CLASSIC!

Knock, Knock!<br />
<br />
Who's there??<br />
<br />
Mary.<br />
<br />
Mary who?<br />
<br />
Marry me.I love you!

Knock Knock<br />
<br />
Who's There?<br />
<br />
yo mama.<br />
<br />
.....

KNOCK KNOCK?<br />
<br />
WHO'S THERE?<br />
<br />
I EAT MOP<br />
<br />
I EAT MOP WHO?<br />
_____________________________<br />
<br />
GET IT? I EAT MY POO

knock knock whos theres no one

Knock Knock<br />
<br />
Who's There <br />
<br />
Dwane<br />
<br />
Dwane Who<br />
<br />
Dwane Da Baf Tub I'm Drowning

knock knock<br />
<br />
who's there?<br />
<br />
broken pencil<br />
<br />
broken pencil who?<br />
<br />
never mind there's no point!

-Knock Knock!<br />
<br />
-Who's there?<br />
<br />
-The doctor.<br />
<br />
-Doctor Who?<br />
<br />
:))

Knock knock!!<br />
<br />
Whose there?<br />
<br />
Woof Woof<br />
<br />
WTF its a kangaroo with a dog in its pouch. Im a dead man....

Will you remember me in an hour?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a week?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a month?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a year?<br />
Yes<br />
Okay.. wait for about 10 seconds…then say I have a funny knock knock joke!!<br />
Say it!<br />
Knock Knock<br />
Who’s there?<br />
HEY I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED MEEEEE!?!?!!??!?!?!

Will you remember me in an hour?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a week?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a month?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a year?<br />
Yes<br />
Okay.. wait for about 10 seconds…then say I have a funny knock knock joke!!<br />
Say it!<br />
Knock Knock<br />
Who’s there?<br />
HEY I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED MEEEEE!?!?!!??!?!?!

I HAVE HERD THAT ONE AND I LOVE IT
:D

knock knock, who's there? me, i kill u, (Achmed the dead terrorist)

"knock knock ""<br />
whos there<br />
knock knock<br />
whos ther!<br />
knock knock<br />
whose there!!!<br />
knock knock<br />
whose is there !!!!!!!!<br />
orange<br />
orange who <br />
orange you glade i didnt say knock knock again<br />
(hope you liked it :D)

knock knock <br />
<br />
who's there?<br />
<br />
doo<br />
<br />
doo who <br />
<br />
doo doo

alexis carlos is stupid! by gabby ortega

gracious is also stupid! by gabby ortega and rashi singhal

knock knock<br />
<br />
who is there?<br />
<br />
police<br />
<br />
hello?...hello?

Might have to say this one outloud <br />
<br />
Knock knock<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
whose there?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I eat mop<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I eat mop who?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Like if you get it (:

Knock knock<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Police.<br />
<br />
Police who?<br />
<br />
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!