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What's the Funniest Knock Knock Joke You've Ever Heard?

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from my daughter she's 4:<br />
<br />
Knock knock<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Lupita <br />
<br />
Lupita who?<br />
<br />
Hello your daughter.

Will you remember me in an hour?<br />
Yes.<br />
Will you remember me in a day?<br />
Yes.<br />
Will you remember me in a week?<br />
Yes.<br />
Will you remember me in a month?<br />
Yes.<br />
Will you remember me in a year?<br />
Yes.<br />
I think you won't.<br />
Yes, I will.<br />
<br />
<br />
Knock, knock!<br />
Who's there?<br />
See? You've forgotten me already!

dese r all stupid knock knock jokes! get a life dammm my lil bro could dooo btr nd hes only 6!

LOL. you think your so cool, bro you cant even spell right. heres some correct spelling mistakes you've made:
dese-these
r-are
dammm-damn
dooo-do
btr-better
nd-and
nice try trying to diss people, when you cant even spell normal :')

Knock Knock....<br />
<br />
<br />
Who's there??????<br />
<br />
<br />
DBO!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
DBO who??????<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Muthafucka its DBO!!!! open up the door maaaaain *Chris Tucker Voice*

Knock Knock<br />
<br />
Who's there ????<br />
<br />
Nicolas<br />
<br />
Nicolas who?<br />
<br />
Nicolas girls should not climb tree's

Knock Knock<br />
<br />
Who's there??<br />
<br />
Olive<br />
<br />
Olive who??<br />
<br />
Olive you!!!!

Funniest knock-knock joke ever came from a co-worker who could never tell a joke right. This is how it went down:<br />
<br />
D: Knock knock.<br />
Me: Who's there?<br />
D: Duane.<br />
Me: Duane who?<br />
D: Help, help, I'm drowning!<br />
<br />
(Supposed to be "Duane the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"

knock knock<br />
who's there?<br />
bless<br />
bless who?<br />
i did not sneeze!

Knock Knock<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Who the **** do you think it is!? IT'S ME!!!<br />
<br />
OK!! O.O WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?<br />
<br />
YOU WON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!!

Knock, knock.<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Attorney.<br />
<br />
Attorney who?<br />
<br />
I turn' my knee and need a lawyer.

Start off by saying to someone... I know a really good knock knock joke..... Ok you start!<br />
<br />
They start off by saying Knock knock<br />
<br />
You say ....who's there?<br />
<br />
Then stunned silence......It always gets a laugh!

knock knock...<br />
<br />
"who's there..?" <br />
<br />
huey....<br />
<br />
"huey"?<br />
<br />
huey people gotta listen to me!<br />
<br />
(sheldon in the big bang theory a couple of weeks ago) CLASSIC!

Knock, Knock!<br />
<br />
Who's there??<br />
<br />
Mary.<br />
<br />
Mary who?<br />
<br />
Marry me.I love you!

Knock Knock<br />
<br />
Who's There?<br />
<br />
yo mama.<br />
<br />
.....

KNOCK KNOCK?<br />
<br />
WHO'S THERE?<br />
<br />
I EAT MOP<br />
<br />
I EAT MOP WHO?<br />
_____________________________<br />
<br />
GET IT? I EAT MY POO

knock knock whos theres no one

Knock Knock<br />
<br />
Who's There <br />
<br />
Dwane<br />
<br />
Dwane Who<br />
<br />
Dwane Da Baf Tub I'm Drowning

knock knock<br />
<br />
who's there?<br />
<br />
broken pencil<br />
<br />
broken pencil who?<br />
<br />
never mind there's no point!

-Knock Knock!<br />
<br />
-Who's there?<br />
<br />
-The doctor.<br />
<br />
-Doctor Who?<br />
<br />
:))

Knock knock!!<br />
<br />
Whose there?<br />
<br />
Woof Woof<br />
<br />
WTF its a kangaroo with a dog in its pouch. Im a dead man....

Will you remember me in an hour?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a week?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a month?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a year?<br />
Yes<br />
Okay.. wait for about 10 seconds…then say I have a funny knock knock joke!!<br />
Say it!<br />
Knock Knock<br />
Who’s there?<br />
HEY I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED MEEEEE!?!?!!??!?!?!

Will you remember me in an hour?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a week?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a month?<br />
Yes<br />
Will you remember me in a year?<br />
Yes<br />
Okay.. wait for about 10 seconds…then say I have a funny knock knock joke!!<br />
Say it!<br />
Knock Knock<br />
Who’s there?<br />
HEY I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED MEEEEE!?!?!!??!?!?!

I HAVE HERD THAT ONE AND I LOVE IT
:D

knock knock, who's there? me, i kill u, (Achmed the dead terrorist)

"knock knock ""<br />
whos there<br />
knock knock<br />
whos ther!<br />
knock knock<br />
whose there!!!<br />
knock knock<br />
whose is there !!!!!!!!<br />
orange<br />
orange who <br />
orange you glade i didnt say knock knock again<br />
(hope you liked it :D)

knock knock <br />
<br />
who's there?<br />
<br />
doo<br />
<br />
doo who <br />
<br />
doo doo

alexis carlos is stupid! by gabby ortega

gracious is also stupid! by gabby ortega and rashi singhal

knock knock<br />
<br />
who is there?<br />
<br />
police<br />
<br />
hello?...hello?

Might have to say this one outloud <br />
<br />
Knock knock<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
whose there?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I eat mop<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I eat mop who?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Like if you get it (:

Knock knock<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Police.<br />
<br />
Police who?<br />
<br />
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

Knock knock<br />
Who is there?<br />
Madame<br />
Madame who?<br />
Madame foot is stuck in the door help me!

Knock knock<br />
Who's there?<br />
Ketchup<br />
Ketchup who?<br />
Ketchup with you later

Knock knock<br />
Who's there<br />
Justin<br />
Justin who <br />
Justin the Nebroughood though about stoping by

Knock! Knock!<br />
Who's there?<br />
Stan<br />
Stan who?<br />
Stan aside I'm coming through...

Knock Knock?<br />
<br />
Whos there?<br />
<br />
Imup...<br />
<br />
Imupwho?<br />
<br />
(Im a poo)<br />
<br />
Terrible.

Knock knock:<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Doctor <br />
<br />
Doctor who?<br />
<br />
Yes it's me.

Don't know...a Knock-Knock joke with a Sledgehammer? HARHARHARcough...ahem.

Ok, You start it..........(you say, "knock, knock)<br />
<br />
Who's there? ( try this with someone; they won't have an answer, and you'll LYAO!!!)<br />
<br />
?????

A: *Knock knock*<br />
<br />
B: "Who's there?"<br />
<br />
A: (knocker stares at answerer) "....." <br />
<br />
B: "who's there?"<br />
<br />
A: "..." <br />
<br />
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN DING-DONG DITCHED!!"

knock knock who's there?<br />
cody who<br />
at your door with red roses for you and your wife?

Knock Knock whos there? Hutch hutch who bless you

knock knock. who's there ? cows.cows who? no owls hoo silly

knock knock<br />
<br />
whos's there?<br />
<br />
Olivia<br />
<br />
Olivia who?<br />
<br />
Olivia,so get out of my house!

Knock knock?<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Doors open! C'mon in!<br />
(a heckle)<br />
<br />
Knock knock!<br />
<br />
Who's there??<br />
<br />
))make a relentless barking noise((<br />
..hilarious!!!<br />
<br />
Knock knock!<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Nobody's home!!<br />
Heh, heh<br />
<br />
Knock knock!<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
........

knock knock<br />
whos there?<br />
death<br />
death w.........................?

I hope nobody gets offended!<br />
<br />
<br />
Knock knock!!<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Amy Fisher<br />
<br />
Amy Fisher who? <br />
<br />
Bang!!

must be a screen door, knock-knock joke.

Knock knock<br />
<br />
Who's there?<br />
<br />
Cows go <br />
<br />
Cows go who?<br />
<br />
No,cows go moo!!

Two parter knock knock...<br />
<br />
Why did Sarah fall out out of the tree?<br />
<br />
She had no hands..<br />
<br />
Knock knock...<br />
<br />
Who's there??<br />
<br />
Not Sarah...

knock knock<br />
<br />
who's there?<br />
<br />
yoo<br />
<br />
yoo who? <br />
<br />
no thank you i don't drink chocolate milk!

knock knock<br />
whos there<br />
miss<br />
miss who<br />
miss kfjsdlfkfhlsdhfsdlf

you misspelled a word. and blew the joke.

knock knock<br />
whos there?<br />
miss<br />
miss who?<br />
miss Giny

You say. Knock knock<br />
<br />
Other person. Who's there?<br />
<br />
You. Cow go<br />
<br />
Other person. Cow go who?<br />
<br />
You. No silly cows go MOOOO!!!

It's only funny if your name is Sarah, like me ^_^ ok ready,<br />
Knock knock<br />
<br />
Who's there<br />
<br />
Sarah<br />
<br />
Sarah who<br />
<br />
Issarah reson your not laughing!!!!! LOL<br />
<br />
Like is there a reson.. Get it

Knock Knock! <br />
Who’s there? <br />
Scold <br />
Scold who? <br />
Scold outside--Let me in!

oh.... i really like this one.

knock knock?<br />
whos there?<br />
obama<br />
obama who?<br />
obama self!

knock knock<br />
whos there<br />
yoo<br />
yoo who <br />
why are u cheering

knock knock<br />
whos there<br />
dasiy<br />
dasiy who<br />
dasiy see me rollin

Knock Knock,<br />
<br />
Who's There?<br />
Banana<br />
<br />
Banana Who?<br />
Banana Banana<br />
<br />
LMFAO !

Knock Knock!<br />
who's there?<br />
soup.<br />
soup who?<br />
souperman<br />
<br />
i know it sucks

knock knock

Who's there?

WILL U REMEMBER ME IN A DAY YES WILL U REMEMBER IN A WEEK YES WILL U REMEMBER ME IN A MONTH YES WILL U REMEMBER ME IN A YEAR YES NOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE U FORGOT ME ALL READY

KNOCK KNOCKK ..... ..... .. ? !

why did the coach go to the bank.to get a quarterback

what did the hat say to the hat i'll go a head

knock knock hows there poo. poo how i pooing in the pool

Knock knock

Who's there?

Impatient cow

Impatient cow wh...
MOO!

knock knock
who's there?
mike snifferpits
mike snifferpits who??
Jeese how many mike snifferpits do u know let me in its cold out here

knock knock
who's there?
water
water who?
water you doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock whose there ????


tomato


tomato who??


tomato u silly .... if u dont know me u better ketchup !!

knock knock
whos that ?
deerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
stupid....
ya me, stupid
can i get in.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise a lot a people in here!

Go up to someone and say:

"Knock Knock"

then you ask them "who's there'

they won't know...
they are the joke....try it...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know. Why?


To get to the gay guys house!!!

Knock Knock


Who's there?


The chicken

This is the best one I've ever heard in my life!

Knock Knock
Who's there
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot is stuck

Change the "Ma" to "My" then put a space it should be " My dam"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schmell mop
Schmell mop who?

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Nobody....

Nobody who????

......................................................................
...................................................................
.................................................................


Nobody who??????
........................................................................
.......................................................................

LOL.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees....

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Shut up!

Ok

Me: I know a great knock knock joke.. would you like to hear it?
Other: Sure
Me: OK you start.
Other: Knock Knock..

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe mama....

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honda.

Honda who?

Honda first day of christmas, my true love sent to me...

I could go on til the 12th day but people gonna be annoyed:D

i have 2...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrup-You have cancer.

LOL and...

Why did sally fall off the swing?
Why?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally

Me: knock knock
Muffled voice from within: Go away!
Me: Damn, foiled again.

knock knock.
who's there?
britney spears
britney spears who?

knock knock.
who's there?
britney spears
britney spears who?

oops i did it again!

knock knock!
who's there?
awana
awana who?
awana get high

Knock, knock ...
Who's there?
Interrupting penis.
Interrupting penis wh ...
(SPLOOG)

Knock Knock...
**** OFF ***** IM BUSY!

knock knock
who's there
9/11
9/11 who
that's ****** up you said you'd never forget

Knock knock,
Who's there,
dad,
dad who,
How many f***ing dads do you have??!!