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What's the Funniest Knock Knock Joke You've Ever Heard?

By: ExperienceProject
Written on September 5th, 2008

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What's the funniest knock knock joke you've ever heard?


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    spicylatina
    spicylatina

    from my daughter she's 4:



    Knock knock



    Who's there?



    Lupita



    Lupita who?



    Hello your daughter.

    Sep 8, 2008
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    ilovetohaha
    ilovetohaha

    Will you remember me in an hour?

    Yes.

    Will you remember me in a day?

    Yes.

    Will you remember me in a week?

    Yes.

    Will you remember me in a month?

    Yes.

    Will you remember me in a year?

    Yes.

    I think you won't.

    Yes, I will.





    Knock, knock!

    Who's there?

    See? You've forgotten me already!

    Jun 20, 2010
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    marabu227
    marabu227

    dese r all stupid knock knock jokes! get a life dammm my lil bro could dooo btr nd hes only 6!

    Oct 17, 2010
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      jonhansisbetterthanyou
      jonhansisbetterthanyou

      LOL. you think your so cool, bro you cant even spell right. heres some correct spelling mistakes you've made:
      dese-these
      r-are
      dammm-damn
      dooo-do
      btr-better
      nd-and
      nice try trying to diss people, when you cant even spell normal :')

      Dec 5, 2011
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    ActingLikeMeech
    ActingLikeMeech

    Knock Knock....





    Who's there??????





    DBO!!!







    DBO who??????







    Muthafucka its DBO!!!! open up the door maaaaain *Chris Tucker Voice*

    Nov 17, 2010
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    steveeb
    steveeb

    Knock Knock



    Who's there ????



    Nicolas



    Nicolas who?



    Nicolas girls should not climb tree's

    Dec 4, 2010
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    Robinox
    Robinox

    Knock Knock



    Who's there??



    Olive



    Olive who??



    Olive you!!!!

    Jan 23, 2011
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    zenbirdist
    zenbirdist

    Funniest knock-knock joke ever came from a co-worker who could never tell a joke right. This is how it went down:



    D: Knock knock.

    Me: Who's there?

    D: Duane.

    Me: Duane who?

    D: Help, help, I'm drowning!



    (Supposed to be "Duane the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"

    Jan 29, 2011
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    crystal8131
    crystal8131

    knock knock

    who's there?

    bless

    bless who?

    i did not sneeze!

    Feb 17, 2011
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    FreeHugs330
    FreeHugs330

    Knock Knock



    Who's there?



    Who the **** do you think it is!? IT'S ME!!!



    OK!! O.O WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?



    YOU WON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!!

    Feb 28, 2011
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    hanmattan
    hanmattan

    Knock, knock.



    Who's there?



    Attorney.



    Attorney who?



    I turn' my knee and need a lawyer.

    Mar 1, 2011
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    lifeontheedge
    lifeontheedge

    Start off by saying to someone... I know a really good knock knock joke..... Ok you start!



    They start off by saying Knock knock



    You say ....who's there?



    Then stunned silence......It always gets a laugh!

    Mar 2, 2011
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    lansfoort11
    lansfoort11

    knock knock...



    "who's there..?"



    huey....



    "huey"?



    huey people gotta listen to me!



    (sheldon in the big bang theory a couple of weeks ago) CLASSIC!

    Mar 9, 2011
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    GoodWish
    GoodWish

    Knock, Knock!



    Who's there??



    Mary.



    Mary who?



    Marry me.I love you!

    Apr 9, 2011
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    yourmom145643
    yourmom145643

    Knock Knock



    Who's There?



    yo mama.



    .....

    May 28, 2011
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    rupentlskinss
    rupentlskinss

    KNOCK KNOCK?



    WHO'S THERE?



    I EAT MOP



    I EAT MOP WHO?

    _____________________________



    GET IT? I EAT MY POO

    Jul 27, 2011
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    coolbluedude
    coolbluedude

    knock knock whos theres no one

    Aug 17, 2011
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    mtgfanatic05
    mtgfanatic05

    Knock Knock



    Who's There



    Dwane



    Dwane Who



    Dwane Da Baf Tub I'm Drowning

    Aug 22, 2011
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    BaTmAn5424
    BaTmAn5424

    knock knock



    who's there?



    broken pencil



    broken pencil who?



    never mind there's no point!

    Aug 24, 2011
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    kinguss
    kinguss

    -Knock Knock!



    -Who's there?



    -The doctor.



    -Doctor Who?



    :))

    Sep 15, 2011
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    ElvisNoon
    ElvisNoon

    Knock knock!!



    Whose there?



    Woof Woof



    WTF its a kangaroo with a dog in its pouch. Im a dead man....

    Oct 17, 2011
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    ayesha26
    ayesha26

    Will you remember me in an hour?

    Yes

    Will you remember me in a week?

    Yes

    Will you remember me in a month?

    Yes

    Will you remember me in a year?

    Yes

    Okay.. wait for about 10 seconds…then say I have a funny knock knock joke!!

    Say it!

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    HEY I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED MEEEEE!?!?!!??!?!?!

    Oct 18, 2011
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    ayesha26
    ayesha26

    Will you remember me in an hour?

    Yes

    Will you remember me in a week?

    Yes

    Will you remember me in a month?

    Yes

    Will you remember me in a year?

    Yes

    Okay.. wait for about 10 seconds…then say I have a funny knock knock joke!!

    Say it!

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    HEY I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED MEEEEE!?!?!!??!?!?!

    Oct 18, 2011
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      iluvhellokitty
      iluvhellokitty

      I HAVE HERD THAT ONE AND I LOVE IT
      :D

      Nov 11, 2011
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    arbiter14
    arbiter14

    knock knock, who's there? me, i kill u, (Achmed the dead terrorist)

    Oct 21, 2011
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    iluvhellokitty
    iluvhellokitty

    "knock knock ""

    whos there

    knock knock

    whos ther!

    knock knock

    whose there!!!

    knock knock

    whose is there !!!!!!!!

    orange

    orange who

    orange you glade i didnt say knock knock again

    (hope you liked it :D)

    Nov 11, 2011
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    charanabhinav
    charanabhinav

    knock knock



    who's there?



    doo



    doo who



    doo doo

    Nov 14, 2011
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    gabbyisstupid
    gabbyisstupid

    alexis carlos is stupid! by gabby ortega

    Nov 27, 2011
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    gabbyisstupid
    gabbyisstupid

    gracious is also stupid! by gabby ortega and rashi singhal

    Nov 27, 2011
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    mattstermind
    mattstermind

    knock knock



    who is there?



    police



    hello?...hello?

    Dec 12, 2011
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    lard009
    lard009

    Might have to say this one outloud



    Knock knock







    whose there?









    I eat mop









    I eat mop who?











    Like if you get it (:

    Dec 22, 2011
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    rickygervais
    rickygervais

    Knock knock



    Who's there?



    Police.



    Police who?



    Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

    Jan 4, 2012
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