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What's the Funniest Knock Knock Joke You've Ever Heard?

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What's the funniest knock knock joke you've ever heard?



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ExperienceProject ExperienceProject 26-30, M 117 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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from my daughter she's 4:



Knock knock



Who's there?



Lupita



Lupita who?



Hello your daughter.

Will you remember me in an hour?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a day?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a year?

Yes.

I think you won't.

Yes, I will.





Knock, knock!

Who's there?

See? You've forgotten me already!

dese r all stupid knock knock jokes! get a life dammm my lil bro could dooo btr nd hes only 6!

LOL. you think your so cool, bro you cant even spell right. heres some correct spelling mistakes you've made:
dese-these
r-are
dammm-damn
dooo-do
btr-better
nd-and
nice try trying to diss people, when you cant even spell normal :')

Knock Knock....





Who's there??????





DBO!!!







DBO who??????







Muthafucka its DBO!!!! open up the door maaaaain *Chris Tucker Voice*

Knock Knock



Who's there ????



Nicolas



Nicolas who?



Nicolas girls should not climb tree's

Knock Knock



Who's there??



Olive



Olive who??



Olive you!!!!

Funniest knock-knock joke ever came from a co-worker who could never tell a joke right. This is how it went down:



D: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

D: Duane.

Me: Duane who?

D: Help, help, I'm drowning!



(Supposed to be "Duane the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"

knock knock

who's there?

bless

bless who?

i did not sneeze!

Knock Knock



Who's there?



Who the **** do you think it is!? IT'S ME!!!



OK!! O.O WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?



YOU WON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!!

Knock, knock.



Who's there?



Attorney.



Attorney who?



I turn' my knee and need a lawyer.

Start off by saying to someone... I know a really good knock knock joke..... Ok you start!



They start off by saying Knock knock



You say ....who's there?



Then stunned silence......It always gets a laugh!

knock knock...



"who's there..?"



huey....



"huey"?



huey people gotta listen to me!



(sheldon in the big bang theory a couple of weeks ago) CLASSIC!

Knock, Knock!



Who's there??



Mary.



Mary who?



Marry me.I love you!

Knock Knock



Who's There?



yo mama.



.....

KNOCK KNOCK?



WHO'S THERE?



I EAT MOP



I EAT MOP WHO?

_____________________________



GET IT? I EAT MY POO

knock knock whos theres no one

Knock Knock



Who's There



Dwane



Dwane Who



Dwane Da Baf Tub I'm Drowning

knock knock



who's there?



broken pencil



broken pencil who?



never mind there's no point!

-Knock Knock!



-Who's there?



-The doctor.



-Doctor Who?



:))

Knock knock!!



Whose there?



Woof Woof



WTF its a kangaroo with a dog in its pouch. Im a dead man....

Will you remember me in an hour?

Yes

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes

Will you remember me in a year?

Yes

Okay.. wait for about 10 seconds…then say I have a funny knock knock joke!!

Say it!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

HEY I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED MEEEEE!?!?!!??!?!?!

Will you remember me in an hour?

Yes

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes

Will you remember me in a year?

Yes

Okay.. wait for about 10 seconds…then say I have a funny knock knock joke!!

Say it!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

HEY I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED MEEEEE!?!?!!??!?!?!

I HAVE HERD THAT ONE AND I LOVE IT
:D

knock knock, who's there? me, i kill u, (Achmed the dead terrorist)

"knock knock ""

whos there

knock knock

whos ther!

knock knock

whose there!!!

knock knock

whose is there !!!!!!!!

orange

orange who

orange you glade i didnt say knock knock again

(hope you liked it :D)

knock knock



who's there?



doo



doo who



doo doo

alexis carlos is stupid! by gabby ortega

gracious is also stupid! by gabby ortega and rashi singhal

knock knock



who is there?



police



hello?...hello?

Might have to say this one outloud



Knock knock







whose there?









I eat mop









I eat mop who?











Like if you get it (:

Knock knock



Who's there?



Police.



Police who?



Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!