What Do Out Of Work Ninjas Do?

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What do out of work ninjas do?



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26-30, M
52 Responses Feb 25, 2010

Sushi

they go back to collect all the projectiles they threw

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stunt men.</p>

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they pick up little boys getting picked on and teach them some mad skill&nbsp; (lol KARATE KID)</p>

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an out of work ninja does noutja</p>

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**********</p>

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Catch flys with their chopsticks.</p>

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Get lots of sleep...</p>
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I mean after all....They are in their Jammies.....</p>

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Crack open walnuts in a factory.</p>

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Kick *** for free.</p>

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They become members of Congress</p>

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Go to bed!</p>

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Star in crappy low budget ninja movies</p>

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Nothing! Who can get a job these days?</p>

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They work as librarians.</p>

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i like secondfidles i agree thats prety good idea</p>

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Study.</p>

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<strong>That is secret business Grasshopper!</strong></p>

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Become as visible as possible...(.Prima Donnas!)</p>

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Shell out on Pizza</p>

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<strong><em>&nbsp;&nbsp; ANYTHING THEY WANT TO DO?</em></strong></p>

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they "climb the walls" in frustration..................</p>

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Attempt to find work at the "Bamboo Shoot Snorkels for Underwater Ninjas Factory".</p>

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Out of work?&nbsp; That's just what they want you to think.</p>

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work at a bait shop</p>

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Make millions as silent gardeners</p>

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**********. Wait..no..</p>

Sit around the house watching old Hong King Phooey reruns

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Make a cartoon.</p>

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They practice their skills by stealing your socks out of the washer. You'll never catch them!</p>

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They become turtles and make movies</p>

Sit in 'bench' just like other software professionals!!! :)

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<strong>their wives</strong></p>

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Bake cakes</p>

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<strong>Get a temp job as a tooth fairy & fight tooth decay. Yee ha! </strong></p>

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Math..&nbsp;</p>

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eat pizza&nbsp;</p>

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Hook up with the "Josie and pussycats"</p>

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They work the night shift as delivery boys at; <strong>&nbsp;Uncle Jong Fu Lee's</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp; Chinese-American &nbsp;Restaurant.&nbsp; All orders over $5,00 you get a&nbsp;free&nbsp;&nbsp;egg roll</p>

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If I told you, I'd have to kill you...</p>

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Jumps around, Uses the ninja star across some chavs necks, Laughs, Runs off, Hides in the shadows and eats Battenburg cake =D</p>

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Fight</p>

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Hit reality tv ..</p>

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Stealth hunting for clams.&nbsp; It's the clam-destine way to keep in shape, for shore!</p>
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Next gig:&nbsp; Stalking killer whales at Seaworld.</p>

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They wait, silent and patient, poised to strike at any given moment..That or they get some head shots done&nbsp;and head for L.A .... to flip burgers</p>

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File for umemployeement&nbsp;then watch James Bond movies all day.</p>

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Seek employment?</p>

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Make a work out video</p>

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Ninjas are never out of work.</p>

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Get into fights and end up in prison.</p>

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How would anyone ever find out?&nbsp; Invisibility is one of the mad ninja skills they employ on a day to day basis.</p>

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they open their unemployment claim, look for employment,&nbsp; and make regular trips to the food pantry, just like everyone else!</p>