Wouldn't that be an awesome job? You stand in the forest and say, "Ni" to anyone who tries to pass. All you have to do to make people do what you want is say, "Ni." Plus, you can have other cool words like "ping" and "nee-wom." And you would own lots of shrubberies. Just face it. The Knights Who Say, "Ni" have the best job in the world.
RopinTexan RopinTexan
22-25, M
13 Responses Dec 3, 2007

Hmm...true. They could start in Jamaica and then carry them to Europe...but wouldn't they get tired?

sparrows carrying coconuts? over the ocean? that could work :D

What's so true?

that is so true but when you looking under the scrubbery for you own dark knight it might be fun

I'm confused...are you talking about a traveling coconut? Like a sparrow carrying it?

no that's a sparrow. or's a coconut that's floated in on the ocean...

True...they now say, "Ekki ekki ekki ekki ptang zoom boing z'nourrwringmm." I'd prefer to say "Ni" though. That's a lot easier.<br />
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A domestic that a coconut used as a pet?

ah...but is it a domestic coconut? (and i thought they formerly said "ni".)

Hmm...I guess that job would be better for the women. They could have handsome knights come in to punish them every once in a while. But the Knights Who Say Ni would be better for the men...if they're ever off duty, they could visit Anthrax to have some fun with the Anthrax girls.

I question this, RopinTexan. The Knights Who Say, "Ni!" undoubtedly have excellent jobs, but there are others whose jobs are even better; bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. I refer, of course, to the eight score young blonds and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in Castle Anthrax.


That's the calling. To say 'Ni" and send people on quests for shrubberies.

THAT would be the coolest thing in the world!! i like shrubberies :)