Wouldn't that be an awesome job? You stand in the forest and say, "Ni" to anyone who tries to pass. All you have to do to make people do what you want is say, "Ni." Plus, you can have other cool words like "ping" and "nee-wom." And you would own lots of shrubberies. Just face it. The Knights Who Say, "Ni" have the best job in the world.