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I Want to Be a Knight Who Says, "Ni"

Ni

By: RopinTexan
Written on December 3rd, 2007
Age: 22-25 , Male
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13 responses
  • RopinTexan

    Hmm...true. They could start in Jamaica and then carry them to Europe...but wouldn't they get tired?

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • Tzech

    sparrows carrying coconuts? over the ocean? that could work :D

    Aug 16, 2008
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  • RopinTexan

    What's so true?

    Aug 16, 2008
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  • metalchick

    that is so true but when you looking under the scrubbery for you own dark knight it might be fun

    Aug 16, 2008
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  • RopinTexan

    I'm confused...are you talking about a traveling coconut? Like a sparrow carrying it?

    Aug 16, 2008
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  • Tzech

    no that's a sparrow. or maybe...it's a coconut that's floated in on the ocean...

    Aug 16, 2008
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  • RopinTexan

    True...they now say, "Ekki ekki ekki ekki ptang zoom boing z'nourrwringmm." I'd prefer to say "Ni" though. That's a lot easier.



    A domestic coconut...is that a coconut used as a pet?

    Aug 16, 2008
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  • Tzech

    ah...but is it a domestic coconut? (and i thought they formerly said "ni".)

    Aug 16, 2008
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  • RopinTexan

    Hmm...I guess that job would be better for the women. They could have handsome knights come in to punish them every once in a while. But the Knights Who Say Ni would be better for the men...if they're ever off duty, they could visit Anthrax to have some fun with the Anthrax girls.

    Aug 16, 2008
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  • EBunbury

    I question this, RopinTexan. The Knights Who Say, "Ni!" undoubtedly have excellent jobs, but there are others whose jobs are even better; bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. I refer, of course, to the eight score young blonds and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in Castle Anthrax.

    Aug 13, 2008
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  • BookNerd

    Ni!!!!

    Dec 11, 2007
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  • LaoTzu

    That's the calling. To say 'Ni" and send people on quests for shrubberies.

    Dec 3, 2007
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  • KinkyFlower

    THAT would be the coolest thing in the world!! i like shrubberies :)

    Dec 3, 2007
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