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I Want to Be a Mermaid When I Grow Up

No Not Like Splash....classier!

By: orchid6
Written on October 13th, 2008

Little girls love mermaids.  I'm not a little girl but the idea of being a mermaid is mysterious and fascinating.  I would have long flowing hair, beautiful sleek tail comprised of blue and green iridescent scales.  I would have a clam shell bra when I needed it, otherwise my long hair would hide my breasts.  I would have an enchanting voice and would be able to captivate sailors with my singing.  I'm pretty sure mermaids live for hundreds of years and I would put all that time to good use by teaching different aquatic species how to adapt and survive.  Then one day when I'm totally bored I will flip myself onto shore and a hansom dude will take me home and place me in his bathtub.

By: orchid6
Age: 36-40 , Female
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    orchid6
    orchid6

    It's ok squish. Although sea cows are big and slow, they are sort of lovable looking.



    I based my story on fable. Alas, not a big sea cow but a scaly half nude fish woman.

    Oct 13, 2008
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    HappySailor
    HappySailor

    Onceandfuture....

    Maybe eating the mermaid is part of the fantasy, it wasn't brought up.... Or at least a gentle nibble...

    :)P

    Oct 13, 2008
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    orchid6
    orchid6

    See we are the perfect mermaids. LOL

    Oct 13, 2008
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    scarlet54
    scarlet54

    After breast feeding my lil one for 2 years, mine are a little tough, too! yikes. tmi. Someone change the subject posthaste.

    Oct 13, 2008
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    orchid6
    orchid6

    Ha ha the scales on my breast are quite tough.

    Oct 13, 2008
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    onceandfutureglow
    onceandfutureglow

    *ouch* sailor!



    eating the mermaid is probably not part of the fantasy...

    Oct 13, 2008
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    newdaydogEP
    newdaydogEP

    Not all of us seadogs are “hotties”... alas, but mermaids are our dream!

    Even though I’m not the proverbial hottie perhaps you would accept me carrying you to a tidal pool and brushing your beautiful hair to a lustrous sheen. Oh … your breasts are peeking out of their seclusion … may I?

    Oct 13, 2008
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    HappySailor
    HappySailor

    Careful what you wish for...

    Mermaid exfoliation sounds like scaling to me...

    :)P

    Oct 13, 2008
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    scarlet54
    scarlet54

    or an exfoliating treatment....

    Oct 13, 2008
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    orchid6
    orchid6

    I think a nice shampoo and blow out to get all the kelp out of my hair would be nice.

    Oct 13, 2008
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    HappySailor
    HappySailor

    Am I REALLY the first Sailor here????



    Mermaids are awesome!



    :)P

    HS!

    Oct 13, 2008
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    scarlet54
    scarlet54

    kinky!!!! I am thinking I wouldn't mind a little fan action either....

    Oct 13, 2008
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    orchid6
    orchid6

    And lotion up my flipper. OOO that sounds weird.

    Oct 13, 2008
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    scarlet54
    scarlet54

    Oh yeah, I want him to peel some grapes for me, too!

    Oct 13, 2008
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    orchid6
    orchid6

    Exactly scarlet. Mermaids are free to roam the waters. They are playful and innocent. AND who doesn't want to be placed in a warm bath by a gorgeous hottie?

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    scarlet54
    scarlet54

    Ok, when I first read this story, I thought that you'd finally flipped your lid. Then, I internalized it. I want a hot guy to take me home and place me in the bathtub. When you grow up, please let me know how your story turns out:)

    Oct 13, 2008
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