Little girls love mermaids. I'm not a little girl but the idea of being a mermaid is mysterious and fascinating. I would have long flowing hair, beautiful sleek tail comprised of blue and green iridescent scales. I would have a clam shell bra when I needed it, otherwise my long hair would hide my breasts. I would have an enchanting voice and would be able to captivate sailors with my singing. I'm pretty sure mermaids live for hundreds of years and I would put all that time to good use by teaching different aquatic species how to adapt and survive. Then one day when I'm totally bored I will flip myself onto shore and a hansom dude will take me home and place me in his bathtub.