Dammit Still

So, I've been sick the past few days because of something stupid, but now I'm really legitimately sick cuz of cooties...and when I'm sick like that, with a cold, I want to be babied.  I have a girlfriend, and she won't cuddle me!  The cheez-it's were a wonderful thought, and I thanked her, but rolling over so I can spoon her does not count as me being cuddled!  I'm putting out an official opposition to this!  Is it too much to ask to be cuddled for a few minutes, dammit?