I Want To Be Everything I Am Not

Pretty: lol we'll never know because we're too scared to ask for a picture :-)

Funny: sorry, you already are

Intelligent: that too

Sophisticated: well I wouldn't call your use of photography unsophisticated

Positive: definitely so with others, you could work on giving it to yourself

Creative: ditto for the sophisticated comment

Skinny as a rake: ditto for the pretty comment

Some of those you cannot change, you either have it or you don't...