I Want To Be Gil Grissom When I Grow Up
1) When life gives you lemons--you can use them to scrub away the smell of a body in an advanced state of decomposition.
2) Don't squish the spider in your house--put it in a jar, label it, and study it.
3) Never confuse the "food fridge" with the "experiment" fridge.
4) Always insert ironic and pretentious quotes into everyday conversation.
5) Don't get ahead of the evidence.
6) Always purse your lips and frown thoughtfully after making an astute observation.
7) Whenever bodies turn up under strange circumstances, always ask yourself:
What would Grissom do?


2) Don't squish the spider in your house--put it in a jar, label it, and study it.
3) Never confuse the "food fridge" with the "experiment" fridge.
4) Always insert ironic and pretentious quotes into everyday conversation.
5) Don't get ahead of the evidence.
6) Always purse your lips and frown thoughtfully after making an astute observation.
7) Whenever bodies turn up under strange circumstances, always ask yourself:
What would Grissom do?

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