Anyone Willing to Impregnate Me?

I'm taking applications.



Inman Inman
31-35, M
24 Responses Mar 8, 2008

oookay gonna stop giggling
maybe tommorrow
sorry dont have the umm "equipment" to do that!!
thank you for the laughs i needed that

really really i couldn't stop laughing and by the way it is possible with modern techniquessss so go ahead,,,,,,,,,,,ha ha ha ha

Hi can help any women in need of being impregnated. If in the Ny area.

I love helping women to conceive. I will stay totally anonymous and all we need to do is get together to have sex.

Hey, let's not let that get between us. I say you apply anyway. <br />
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Heck, I'll waive the application fee for you as long as you promise to use really big words. :)

Sorry, Huck! I've had a vasectomy! ;)

Thank you for my application. <br />
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I assume the letter of recommendations will be sent at a later date?

Just please no feta "butt" cheese. My friend had some the other night. It took me all day to get the smell out of my house.

My criteria will be based upon:<br />
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Swimsuit<br />
Talent Competition<br />
Quick Response in a Soundproof booth<br />
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oh, wait, wrong competition. <br />
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Criteria:<br />
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Power of her mind<br />
Power of her allure<br />
Ability to eat olives<br />
Ability to eat peaches<br />
Ability to make puns

You need one special woman and you don't need to spread your seed all over the world. Choose one woman and knock it out with her and get her pregnant and be done with it.

I can't apply because I would be too jealous of you carrying my child. Being pregnant was the best thing I ever had in my life and my son my greatest gift. I know we kid around a lot but I wish you could be pregnant. It is the greatest feeling in the world to feel that baby inside you. KNowing that everything you have done in your life to this point will pale in comparison to raising the baby inside you.

rut ro<br />
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fungirl....surely it's not all the male. <br />
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So, should I expand my pool of applicants to all women?

I hate to break this to you Huck but the male in the relationship determines the sex of the child at conception. It has nothing to do with the female. So if you are donating females to the pool then maybe you need to have another "male" help you out.

No, no, I'm not pregger yet. <br />
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I'm still accepting applications. <br />
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Are you submitting one?

You've been practicing witchcraft again?

you want to be beheaded, scarlet? <br />
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well, a natural birth out of my 2 inch, warty, bent to the left at a 90 degree angle penis might be a bit rough but I'm willing to sacrifice for him or her. <br />
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Anyone have any pickles? <br />
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I feel bloated already.

oh, i like that brut. <br />
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Which head are we talkin about though?

yeah, girls pretty much rock. good luck with your plan to get could always Zeus it, and let her pop right out of your head....

Would you like to be Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, or Catherine Parr?

I think you need a daughter first Huck. One with long eyelashes and wavy hair. One that looks just like you in real life that will wrap you around her little finger. Every time she says "daddy" Huck jumps through every hoop because she owns his heart.

well, any woman that has ever given birth to a girl is off of my list and the application will be discarded. <br />
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only male babies will be allowed. :)

I thought maybe I could trigger the gag reflex and throw him up. <br />
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The small intestine might be a problem, though.

I guess he would lose his swimsuit figure mello but I am sure he has weighed the costs and decided it would be worth it. All I can say is C-Section Ouch!

Have you given thought to how you are going to get the baby out of the womb??? Painful painful painful.