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Anyone Willing to Impregnate Me?

I'm taking applications.

 

 

Inman Inman 31-35, M 33 Responses Mar 8, 2008

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Hi

oookay gonna stop giggling
maybe tommorrow
sorry dont have the umm "equipment" to do that!!
thank you for the laughs i needed that

A MAN WANTING TO BE PREGNANT BY ANOTHER MAN? now just how does that work ?

wow, that's a dude wanting to get pregnant? Maybe a woman he knows is using his account or he has some unrealistic fantasies...

Tarzan, he didn't say anything about being pregnant by another man (not that there's anything wrong with that from a mindset, science is finding it difficult right now though.) I'm not even certain why I'm replying to you about a years old story; can you not feel the playfulness in both the story and the comments? Or, peeling back the humorous layer to expose the sincerity of him wanting to be a father? Men can want to be pregnant and not in the same biological way as women, obviously, but want to experience parenthood. The man who wrote this is quite brilliant and apparently that went above your thought process.

HE SAID "HE" WANTS TO BE IMPREGNATED...WHAT THE FU..CK DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT " WHATS SO BRILLIANT ABOUT I"M TAKING APPLICATIONS.....LMFAO

Tarzan, it's part of the humor mentioned in my first comment. Dig a little deeper in the details, step back with said details and piece them together to get the whole picture. No worries though, it apparently went beyond your preference of wit.

I dont give a dam about what YOU say I am commenting on what HE said .....dig deeper ? ....details , piece together ? peel back the layers? expose the sincerity? your unbelievable ..I just made a comment to HIM "HOW DOES THAT WORK...my comment was to him ...if he wanted he could have commented to me....go >>,>;your a mess....my comment was a joke ....dig deeper maybe you will understand ..oh your a woman ...now I understand

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really really i couldn't stop laughing and by the way it is possible with modern techniquessss so go ahead,,,,,,,,,,,ha ha ha ha

Hi can help any women in need of being impregnated. If in the Ny area.

So, anyone's application get accepted?

I love helping women to conceive. I will stay totally anonymous and all we need to do is get together to have sex.

Hey, let's not let that get between us. I say you apply anyway.



Heck, I'll waive the application fee for you as long as you promise to use really big words. :)

Sorry, Huck! I've had a vasectomy! ;)

Thank you for my application.



I assume the letter of recommendations will be sent at a later date?

Just please no feta "butt" cheese. My friend had some the other night. It took me all day to get the smell out of my house.

My criteria will be based upon:



Swimsuit

Talent Competition

Quick Response in a Soundproof booth



oh, wait, wrong competition.







Criteria:



Power of her mind

Power of her allure

Ability to eat olives

Ability to eat peaches

Ability to make puns

You need one special woman and you don't need to spread your seed all over the world. Choose one woman and knock it out with her and get her pregnant and be done with it.

I can't apply because I would be too jealous of you carrying my child. Being pregnant was the best thing I ever had in my life and my son my greatest gift. I know we kid around a lot but I wish you could be pregnant. It is the greatest feeling in the world to feel that baby inside you. KNowing that everything you have done in your life to this point will pale in comparison to raising the baby inside you.

rut ro



fungirl....surely it's not all the male.



So, should I expand my pool of applicants to all women?

I hate to break this to you Huck but the male in the relationship determines the sex of the child at conception. It has nothing to do with the female. So if you are donating females to the pool then maybe you need to have another "male" help you out.

No, no, I'm not pregger yet.



I'm still accepting applications.



Are you submitting one?

You've been practicing witchcraft again?

nooooo, only Anne B. for the night or her sister. hehe. then i will be Catherine Parr. That said Jane wasn't sooooo bad. Just def not Aragon--- np way.

you want to be beheaded, scarlet?



well, a natural birth out of my 2 inch, warty, bent to the left at a 90 degree angle penis might be a bit rough but I'm willing to sacrifice for him or her.





Anyone have any pickles?



I feel bloated already.

oh, I am def, the good wife:) but I'll be the other Boleyn girl for the night. My daughter was named after Elizabeth I.

oh, i like that brut.



Which head are we talkin about though?

yeah, girls pretty much rock. good luck with your plan to get preggers...you could always Zeus it, and let her pop right out of your head....

Would you like to be Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, or Catherine Parr?

I think you need a daughter first Huck. One with long eyelashes and wavy hair. One that looks just like you in real life that will wrap you around her little finger. Every time she says "daddy" Huck jumps through every hoop because she owns his heart.

okay, your new name is Henry VIII.

well, any woman that has ever given birth to a girl is off of my list and the application will be discarded.



only male babies will be allowed. :)

just like a man to ***-ume that "it" would be a "him."

I thought maybe I could trigger the gag reflex and throw him up.



The small intestine might be a problem, though.

i had a c-section. huck, take that option. trust me:)