Just For a Day!

It would be great!

I would pee standing up! (Maybe even write my name)

I would open many jars.

I would have stubble.

I would have sex with a woman. (Just to see)

I would have a ****. (Don't tell me you wouldn't)

I would walk around topless.

Rearrange 'my self' every few minuets.

I would burp loudly in public.

I would use a urinal.

Anything else i should try?

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19 Responses Aug 6, 2008

I would swap with you any day

You know you want to

ElLagarto, you said that if a woman became a man for a day, she'd have to learn to always be wrong. Well just so you know, I am a man and I am always right. I agree with women, and, lets face it, you men are just plain wrong. It's not because you're a man. HA!<br />
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If I got to be a woman, I'd try some of those things you gals say you'd do if you were a man -- just to see how hard it is for women. Lets see...<br />
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1. I'd pee standing up<br />
2. I'd unscrew a jar lid - or open my own Mike's Hard Lemonade (seriously that gets painful after a while)<br />
3. I'd see how fast I could reach ****** and then how many times in one night. My current record is 5 -- two separate occasions, too.<br />
4. I'd fart in public and see what kind of reaction women actually get (have never seen a woman fart in public....)<br />
5. Go on a road trip and bring a ton of soda. And I'd find out the TRUTH about who can't wait as long. Any votes which side?<br />
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And then I'd have to try out some of the things women can do easily that men can't:<br />
1. I'd wear tight pants and revel in the freedom they gave me. Probably dance.<br />
2. I'd talk to guys and manipulate them. Oh my gosh that would be fun!<br />
3. try shaving it all. I find it very difficult, and I think women don't understand that. It frustrates me.<br />
4. I'd do all those social things women do that men think is gay: go to the bathroom at the same time, sleepovers, play truth or dare, go shopping, etc.<br />
5. I wanna get pregnant and bear my own child. Seriously! I wanna know what it's like!<br />
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And of all the things I could do as a woman, wearing makeup is not one of them. HA!

LOL, I was pretty ticked. I'm able to laugh about it now.. but OHHHH, you could bet he was woken up.. of course he just laughed and blamed it on me (jokingly)... *sigh*... guys...

Say you and your man switched places for the day, (him woman, you man) pee in the toilet and DONT FLUSH OR PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!! lets see him wake up at night scream *MUDDER F* because he not only fell in the toilet, he is now covered in ****... Do I sound bitter? It was a VERY bad experience.. especially since it was like 3 am and I was half asleep, well before the incident I was... :) hehe... also I heard it takes a lot to skill to pee with those things... Hear they can go crazy sometimes haha.. especially after just waking up.. LOL

I've got a couple more...<br />
You could put tools back where you foudn them.<br />
You could leave the toilet seat up without fear of falling in.<br />
You could screw a lid back on... all the way.<br />
You could learn to fart and then look innocently around the room or blame the dog.<br />
You'd experience what it's like to know which way to tighten a screw.<br />
You'd learn how really hard it is to look in her eyes when she's showing a mile of cleavage.<br />
You'd find out who really does have the biggest thingee at the gym.<br />
But most importantly you'd know why getting lost is preferred to asking for directions.

sleepless ... you get to sleep on the wet spot ... wooohooo!

ElLagarto - LOL @ "you'd have to be wrong all the time"

Oh my ElLargarto and madison. I got to live around here so I'm going to carefully back out.

For starters, you'd have to be wrong all the time. As a woman, this would take some practice.

LOL @ "Be denied sex as a means of punishment...."<br />
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sleepless ... this time round you could get me preggies!

My research has revealed the following generalities about women<br />
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1. Size does not matter (thank goodness)<br />
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2. Foreplay is not usually necessary.<br />
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3. As a joke during love making ask her "Who's your daddy?"<br />
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4. When she catches you cheating on her, and cuts off your **** in your sleep, don't howl. Take it like a man. <br />
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More to come.

It would be great! <br />
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I would pick one of my favorite summery flowery dress out of a closet full to wear for the day with a cute pair of strappy sandals with a nice heel. Add some makeup and perfume. <br />
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Get my shopping list for the grocery and the mall. First stop would be the hair dresser for a wonderful make over.<br />
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Then Victoria Secret or another shop for that special sexy negligee. <br />
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Then get with a few my girlfriends for lunch and talk about every thing and everyone. Then we'd stop in a few stores and try on some dresses, skirts and high heels. Maybe I'd have to buy some heels too.<br />
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Then get the grocery shopping down to get home and make dinner. Maybe I'd' wear that negligee I bought and he'll forget about dinner.<br />
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That's what I'd do if I only had one day to be the opposite sex. <br />
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Ah, H E double hockey sticks.<br />
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Just one day is never going to be enough for me. I want it all ... I want it permanent.

More to come later.

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Well, you would need lessons. It takes skill to make love to a woman as a man.

Yes, I think so. In fact, that is what I am now, but trapped in a man's body.

I'm afraid that if I were a woman, I would be a lesbian.<br />
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I understand why you try a ****, but why would you pee on the loo seat and leave clothes on the floor?