Not Even For a Full Day...

Just a few hours. Long enough to have a hard on, to **********, (with or without a messy result), and perhaps long enough to have sex. Not necessarily with a woman, 'cause girls have cooties, LOL.

I mean, think about it. Don't you think women might understand men a bit better if they were able to EXPERIENCE first hand what its like to have a ****? :D

iFortiTude iFortiTude
18 Responses Aug 6, 2008

Hahaha, I can imagine that women would like to feel what it would be like to be a man, just for a short time. Not that I think it would teach them a lot. And if you suddenly found yourself a man for a few hours, I think it would be pretty damn hard to go out and find someone to have a sex with that wasn't of the opposite sex.

Hmm......could be interesting to see things from a different perspective. You are aware, aren't you, that we all start out with the same stuff, but the chemistry we are exposed to is so very different that it changes the basic androgynous equipment into male or female.

LOL Elwing, you are a Hoot!!!

Hmm. Maybe I could grow one in a vat and become a herm. Not a HERMIT, but a HERMAPHRODITE, LOL. Then I could have sex with mys- Wait...<br />
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This is a whole other kink, that I'm not so sure I'd be entirely into. 0.o Lovin' myself. <br />
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LOL Elwing if you should learn how to grow it in a vat, pleeeeease let me know...hahaha

I dunno. I'm not so certain I'd like the idea of some dirty ol' man touchin' me bits. (KIDDING!)<br />
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Well, at least, I'm kidding about the 'dirty ol' man' thing. LOL. :P But, seriously? Nah. I think I'd rather somehow get a 'donated' penis, or... Grow one in a vat or something, that way no one has to worry that I'm molesting 'their' bits for the day, LOL, and I don't hafta worry about someone else molestin' mine!

Elwing is right, they are awesome.

Totally hilarious. I had to Digg it!!

LNG, sweetie, this isn't a 'guy bashing' thread... And if anyone decides to guy bash here in this thread, I'll bash them! LOL.<br />
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(Kidding, but seriously, no guy bashing. ***** are awesome!)

One thing that would be a major change for most women.<br />
They would experience for the first time what it really is to be driven by sex in every aspect of life.<br />
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You think you have it rough! Just wait till you hear what the voices in your head are telling you to do. PLEASE! Make them stop!

I have been reading these stories carefully, and the two top statements.<br />
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1. I would like to pee standing up<br />
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2. I would jerk it off.<br />
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You're not even men yet, and you are already thinking with your ****;

I agree with you elwing. I've always wanted to know what it feels like to be a man,especially the sexual aspects. I also think it would be fun to pee standing up,tee hee! ;)

I did not realize that this was a male bashing story, sorry I’ll move on now.<br />
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*LNG is backing a way very slowly*

I resent that. We are certainly capable of holding two thoughts. One in each head.

I would hate to be a man .. <br />
I dont think they can hold more than two thoughts in their head and I woudn't want to wear their boringly bland clothes (not all of them ofcourse)

I know they are not ALL that bad. ~smile~ They do get confused though for sure.

Not all men are *that* horrible, honey! LOL. Some of 'em just get a lil' confused now and again!

OMG this story is SOOOO funny!!!! I have to say I would honestly NOT want to be a man for even 5 minutes. They seem to have to difficult a time figuring out WHICH head to think with. LOL