Can I Help With That

I love groups with names like this. My imagination spins out of control.

While I am imagining all the things I can suck I get a text from another EP member. I know, I know..I just can't help myself. I see a group title like this..I just gotta read it and of course...join. 

I would apologize, but I am not the least bit sorry. Sorry:)
*conversation as follows*:

G..hmmmm....so you want to be told to suck it do u....lol

me.. It was a cute paragraph:-)

me..Hmmmm...I need a story for that group

G..lol...well hell, i'd be happy to help with that...lol

me..Yeah? And how?

G..theres gotta be some fun way t....lol

me..I'm all ears

G..well not all ears i hope...that wwould make it kinda difficult wouldnt it?

me..What..there are two holes there tooooo

G..lol

me..:-)

G..not very lubricated tho are they?

me..What do ya think ky is for...hmmmm?

me..unlubricated holes

G..you make it sound so appealing...lol

G..) gotta make a mtg swats your *** as I go

Me thinks I give G a headache..he runs to  LOT of meetings when talking to me:)

And how did sucking it turn into holes???

Damn..off the beaten track again...now back to alll the things I can suck on.....
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moondancelady moondancelady
51-55, F
4 Responses Nov 29, 2012

You must have big ears! lol

I do not...do I????! Hmmmm...

Funny!

Where else but EP can I have such conversation:)

Sucking turned into unlubricated holes...lol ouch!

LOL..never said it was intelligent conversation....more of a drifting in any direction conversation..

Most conversations i nhere are not very intelligent anyway, but self lubricating holes are best.

we both agree with that one..

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Only on EP can ears become ... well you know. Handles!!

(sorry nudie) =)

This totally got me laughing first thing in the morning!! Thanks!! :) Some of the groups spawn awesome images in our naughty lil imaginations and the conversations we can have about them are a riot!!