I Popped A Button!!!

After stuffing myself with half a cheesecake, downing a 2L of coke, and mowing down a bag of doritos, I decided to try on my white-button-up dress shirt. It's a large, and i'm an XL, so it was already a bit tight. But when i slipped the shirt over my head and my bouncy man boobs, then adjusted my shirt over my jiggly belly, the second button from the bottom just flew off!!! I have the picture uploaded on my profile, comment and tell me what you think!