New Orleans

My wife and I were in New Orleans a few years back. Of course we had to go down to Bourbon St. and hit a few bars. We had a few drinks, watched some strippers and listened to some music. As we went past one place my wife said lets go in here.We went in and paid for our two drink minimum and sat down. The dancer on the stage was not bad looking but not very sexy either. The next dancer was really hot and as I watched I was trying to see if I could tell it was not a woman. My wife was telling me how sexy she thought the dancer was and wouldnt it be fun to play with her/him.
I told my wife that she/he was hot enough that I would **** her/him. She said any horny man would, but would I go down and suck ****? I told her anybody that hot and sexy...yes I would.
After the set was over my wife waved her/him over and she came over to our table. My wife said I told her I would go down and suck her if i had the chance. She smiled and sat on my lap, took my hand and put it on his buldge. Then leaned over and gave my wife a kiss. Thats as far as it went but my wife did tip the dancer $20. Just another fun night in New Orleans.