I Want to Find My Soulmate
It was a cold, rainy night. Alyssa's dad was so lonely, but also something else, stronger than the loneliness; horny. Sadly, Alyssa's mother wasn't home to please his sexual desires. He went home after work to an empty house, for Alyssa was not there. She was at a sleepover. Alyssa's Dad walked into the kitchen. He was hungry, but not for food, for sex. His desire was so strong, if it came to the worst desire, he would even rape Alyssa himself.He looked around, his eyes clouded with lust. He would have sexual intercourse with the first thing he saw. He turned on the lights. Then there the first thing he saw; an onion.
Alyssa's Dad grabbed it eagerly, and took a big whiff. Tears appeared in his eyes from the intensity of the aroma. Just then his **** grew 3 sizes larger.The grown *** man licked the skin of the pungent onion, and he knew, this was the one. With the the onion in one hand, and a knife in the other, he races of to the bedroom. He looked at his perfectly made bed. There was where him and his wife sat; he slept on the right, while his wife slept on the left. He pushed off the pillow she normally used and placed the onion there, "Not tonight Peggy", he said to himself. With the knife, Alyssa's Dad cut a whole in the onion. It was a good size whole. He got up and dimmed the lights. He took off his pants until he was naked.
Butt *** naked.
He danced around for his "audience",. a huge smile spread across his face. He bounced on the bed and then did what no other man has done before; He stuck his pee pee in the onion. he shrieked in a mix of pain and pleasure. after a while of rubbing the onion on his pee pee, he came inside of the onion. After that, he shoved the whole onion up his butt. He screamed. but then, something made his heart drop. He Heard The Door Open. Before he could take the onion out of his anus, what he thought was Peggy was not her, but worse. It was Alyssa. "Dad?" Alyssa asked, "What are you doing?" He didn't respond. Then, Alyssa walked over to him, suddenly naked, and pulled out something from her butt.
It was a giant onion
The End
Alyssa's Dad grabbed it eagerly, and took a big whiff. Tears appeared in his eyes from the intensity of the aroma. Just then his **** grew 3 sizes larger.The grown *** man licked the skin of the pungent onion, and he knew, this was the one. With the the onion in one hand, and a knife in the other, he races of to the bedroom. He looked at his perfectly made bed. There was where him and his wife sat; he slept on the right, while his wife slept on the left. He pushed off the pillow she normally used and placed the onion there, "Not tonight Peggy", he said to himself. With the knife, Alyssa's Dad cut a whole in the onion. It was a good size whole. He got up and dimmed the lights. He took off his pants until he was naked.
Butt *** naked.
He danced around for his "audience",. a huge smile spread across his face. He bounced on the bed and then did what no other man has done before; He stuck his pee pee in the onion. he shrieked in a mix of pain and pleasure. after a while of rubbing the onion on his pee pee, he came inside of the onion. After that, he shoved the whole onion up his butt. He screamed. but then, something made his heart drop. He Heard The Door Open. Before he could take the onion out of his anus, what he thought was Peggy was not her, but worse. It was Alyssa. "Dad?" Alyssa asked, "What are you doing?" He didn't respond. Then, Alyssa walked over to him, suddenly naked, and pulled out something from her butt.
It was a giant onion
The End
By:
An EP User
