I Want To Get A Bj While Driving
I thought reports of this were way overblown until I saw it with my own eyes yesterday... I was driving down the expressway, fast, when this little red car in front of me slammed on its breaks... I was stuck behind the car couldn't pass because he was going so slow and getting slower... He was also swerving all over the road... Eventually I was able to get around and as I pulled along side and looked over it was a middle aged guy driving and a blonde woman sitting right beside him...
Normally I just drive on by... But I noticed she was sitting very funny, like really really close to him and facing him, not facing forward... Her hands were down on his lap... So yeah I admit the first thought that went through my mind was "wow she is giving him a hand job" so curious I slowed down and like a total pervert fell back behind them a little bit... Sure enough after a minute her head goes down and he starts driving like a crazy man again...
So I was exiting at the next exit so I just stayed behind him... I could see her coming up talking to him and then going back down... Well he exited in front of me at my exit too... I pulled back up beside him in the right turn lane and glanced over again... Lol he had his eyes closed hand on her head and she was bobbing up and down in his lap...
As crazy as it was he took the right quickly and turned right into the parking lot where I work... So having a few minutes I parked in front of him, but on the next row... They obviously pulled over to finish their business, they were kissing, then he pushed her down and actually laid his seat back and closed his eyes while she finished...
Not a lot to see but I was just curious... Never seen anyone doing that before... But the crazy thing was when they were done I realized that she wasn't wearing clothes! At least not a top or pants... She was putting her bra and shirt back on in the seat when they were through...then opened the door and got out putting her jeans on...
When they got out of the car I suddenly realized that I knew who they were... Not like people I know personally but it was the manager of a large store next door and one of the girls that work there checking people out... Crazy!
Normally I just drive on by... But I noticed she was sitting very funny, like really really close to him and facing him, not facing forward... Her hands were down on his lap... So yeah I admit the first thought that went through my mind was "wow she is giving him a hand job" so curious I slowed down and like a total pervert fell back behind them a little bit... Sure enough after a minute her head goes down and he starts driving like a crazy man again...
So I was exiting at the next exit so I just stayed behind him... I could see her coming up talking to him and then going back down... Well he exited in front of me at my exit too... I pulled back up beside him in the right turn lane and glanced over again... Lol he had his eyes closed hand on her head and she was bobbing up and down in his lap...
As crazy as it was he took the right quickly and turned right into the parking lot where I work... So having a few minutes I parked in front of him, but on the next row... They obviously pulled over to finish their business, they were kissing, then he pushed her down and actually laid his seat back and closed his eyes while she finished...
Not a lot to see but I was just curious... Never seen anyone doing that before... But the crazy thing was when they were done I realized that she wasn't wearing clothes! At least not a top or pants... She was putting her bra and shirt back on in the seat when they were through...then opened the door and got out putting her jeans on...
When they got out of the car I suddenly realized that I knew who they were... Not like people I know personally but it was the manager of a large store next door and one of the girls that work there checking people out... Crazy!