Assertive Ladies With A Thing For Hair ?

I am looking for a lady who will take me under her wing and march me in the barbers for a very short, nice old fashioned clippered haircut, if there is any women out there,
who would do this for me, it would mean so much to me.  I am too nervous to go in the barbers on my own, and my hair is getting so long now.im here waiting for my haircut ; ) I would also welcome ideas for styles that would suit me- I have no idea what id look like with very  short hair. do please get in touch as I really want to find out  x