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I Want To Get Stuck In An Elevator With Walken And Goldblum

What An Unusual Thought....

By: AyeAye
Written on April 27th, 2010

I  may have been in denial all this time.  I've wasted my life looking at these darn DateWealthyMen sites or SciConnect.

This may be what I have wanted all along.  It may even be the reason for my profound sexless depression!

I think I'll think about this later tonite for a while!

By: AyeAye
Age: 46-50 , Female
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  • Sage360
    Sage360

    That would be pretty unforgettable! And you could listen to their distinctive ways of speaking, which would be half the appeal.

    Jun 29, 2010
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  • LilAnnie
    LilAnnie

    They'd give no care for tummy paunch or cellulite. None at all

    May 6, 2010
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  • AyeAye
    AyeAye

    It took lots of internal consideration, (actually, I've been expressing this thing aloud lately-so it's good I have no friends IRL) and I've decided elevator. Possibly with one other occupant of the outrageous type that we can all comment on. Possibly a badly-done tranny prostitute. (Shim badly-done; not me)

    Jeffie & Chrissy (I like to refer to them by these new names. It's scarey...tryit) are both wearing black Armani suits with very skinny black ties. Chrissy has a brown trenchcoat which he will remove when it starts to get hot. They are also wearing dark blue thong underwear. I'm not sure how I know this, I just do.



    OMG I gotta stop this babbeling........

    May 5, 2010
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  • LilAnnie
    LilAnnie

    Food for thought......which would be better? Being stuck in an elevator with the both of them, or on a cross town bus in rush hour traffic? Oh, elevator, hands down. Yet.....on the bus, they can comment on the passing scene....oh, I don't know!

    Apr 28, 2010
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