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Most Of Them Are Full Of *it.

Yeah - you know it.





OOOHHH TEHYASLAVEGIRL - You'll have to peal those off hun!



BCJ - we know you're an international man..  but are't the Tats a bit much?


THEREALWOMAN - Where have you been hiding.   Assume the Position...   Oh my, you are pliable!


IZA thinks just because AndrewPenney was here, it's a B*TCH SLAP Party~


It might be easier if you actually BENT OVER the Swing Destry:

Pixelita knows how to dress for the occasion! 


 Scoobs - You're not fooling me.. 


Here you go Saratoga Girl.  You bent over so well.  It didn't hurt at all now did it?


OHNUDEONE - You didn't have to come to the office NEKKID!   There are LAWs against public nudity; laws against NATURE..


Hmm...  Look what's been growing in LILT's garden.  (SORRY LILT - This is what we get when we Google "FLOWER ***":




Wrong End Zeggle.  And get your nose out of Lilts Garden!





Chickenguy - I'm BLUSHING


Kiko - interesting position, but sure, why not...   RELAX NOW!

SPEECHLESS is ready I see - Here you go...   a good cleansing is all we need.


Gary5150 SAYS he doesn't want an enema (virtual or otherwise) - Me thinks thou doest protest too much...  Come here Gary - you definitely need a refreshing cleansing.

All1Rog - Where you been?  You almost missed the party!

WHERESHEAT!  Um... You'll have to get your head out of your azz to get this done. 


DEX darlin.  I heard you already had your Colonic Cleansing.  Still clogged up?  Well that's what happens when you go to a competitor.  Hope you learned you lesson, now bend over and I'll give you a double dose hun!


Umm..   I know you love cats akaSarah, but you'll have to remove the Hello Kitty Granny Panties for this procedure ~ just saying ~


Now who's the Nurse here Cuphalffull?  Besides, every one knows I eat enough fiber to purge a septic tank.  No running Sab, I see you right there in the forground!


and Blue, you're just mad cu'z you have more hair 'down there'!   No shame  Bud, we offer azz waxings at a very good rate down the hall.  Now assume the position...  NEXT!!

 Now Emalegt - don't be shy.  You'll have to pull your pants all the way down.  I know it's hairy, but Blue can accompany you to the waxing department as soon as you are done with your cleansing.


DrewBerry DrewBerry 46-50, F 61 Responses Dec 15, 2009

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I got to IZA and thought of you...hmmm.

you're gonna have to purge some... aka my new band's name... Virtual Enema.. we <br />
needs a singer.. interested?

aww It won't let me add anymore.. we have a VIRUTAL FECAL IMPACTION...

Funny Bunny... Hee Haw

Funny Bunny... Hee Haw

Your so creative and funny!

Give it to me baby. I deserve it :) LOL

Drew is the giver of gifts, Max.

Wow Drew! My *** is beeeeauuuuuuutiful!

Nurse Drew you are nothing if not generous.

*shocked look*<br />
I could have gone my whole life without seeing Burt's butt, and now I can't.<br />
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Thank you so much Drew.....

Hehe, I noticed your pic is not here DB. What gives?


I've been holding my ankles for weeks now, Nurse Drew... when are you going to deliver?

I've often been told I'm full of it, but I don't need it taken out of me heheheehe

LOL!! Everytime I check this story out I crack up...great way to start the day, with laugh and an enema! hehehe! ;-)

Umm.. *clears throat*<br />
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All1Rog - I didn't know you played basketball. Come right in. Sit right down... Um I mean bend on over hun. This won't hurt a bit.

Wilmaaa - you are just NASTAY!<br />
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Oh SG - there are no strangers here. This is a group enema... no reason to be shy.

The enema wasn't all that bad, but perhaps next time we could all get a little more privacy.... ;-)

bcj - just because you have the arse of a chick doesn't get you out of your 'procedure'.<br />
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You are especially clogged and in need of rejuvination (please don't make me look up the spelling - I'm so SICK OF DIC.COM)...

Phew <br />
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Thank heavens AP. she definitely is a "she"<br />
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oh my, sister Drew.<br />
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You have to stick that where???<br />
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You need to see my ring???? O

No no! No seconds! <br />
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AP and Wilmaaa - back for Seconds Already!!!<br />
<br />
~ these enemas are addicting ~

I'm glad Everyone is Enjoying the Group Enema!<br />
<br />
~ Speechless - You need one the most ~

I love this thread, even though DrewBerry got my butt wrong.<br />
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Sorry, Prince bcj, my butt does not look that *at all*.<br />
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*plays sad violin music for bcj's broken heart*<br />
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Oh, and one thing, DrewBerry, it's positively cruel not to warm up the bags first! And you wonder why people are slow to bend over for you?<br />
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[I can't believe I typed those words... this is really embarrassing...]

Evacuate! Evacuate!

GAWD!! When I first saw this story post I thought WTF!?!? But, it's really been one of the funniest/fun things I've read for a while!! <br />
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Good thinking Drew.