Guys Are Hungry

 

A friend called me and told me to come over to the pool hall, that a guy just out of jail had a funny story. I drove over and had a beer with my friend and talked to the guy. 

  His story was that he and two buddies were going cross country when their car broke down. They tried to hitch hike but had no luck. So they went to a barn and just slept there. Next day no luck and they were out in the middle of nowhere.   They went back to the barn. They tried to approach this farm house but some crazy farm lady threatens them with a shotgun. I looked at this biker wantabe and thought that if it had been me I would have just shot them.

If you looked into his eyes you could tell he was soft but he dressed like some kind of Viking refugee. Anyway, he said by the third day they were starving. You guessed it. This cow walks in during a rain storm.   They are wet, cold, and hungry. So they did what any biker wantabe would do. They take out their pocket knives and attack the cow.

One of them manages to get his leg broken and the cow runs off bleeding from multi little stab wounds. The farmer hears the racket over the storm and calls the sheriff. The sheriff finds these poor guys covered in blood and one crying cause his leg hurt.

Sometimes pain is just trying to tell you something…DD        

Dewduster Dewduster
66-70, M
2 Responses Feb 19, 2009

it wasn't all that creative as it happen like I told it. i am glad you liked it...DD

Wow. . LoL I have to say thats quite funny.