The Ladies Football TeamSome years ago
I went to a factory one afternoon to fix a problem with fire alarm, the factory had a cup winning football team who were always boasting, the girls of the factory had challenged the boys and young men to a game of football, at four o clock that day, ( intreaged I stayed to watch) the only rules(other than footballs rules) would be that girls said they would provide the ***** for the lads, the lads gave the girls their second/away ***** to wear.
Just before the match was about to start the girls lined up the lads and they had to take off their shirts, only to be replaced with big flowery nylon blouses then they were put into long tight elastic fitting hobble skirts. the kick off , set the match away and within minutes the girls were ahead by several goals, sometimes the lads fell over and couldn’t get up and running was out of the question, as a prize for their win the lads had to take the girls out for a night on the town BUT it was a Girls night out and any of the lads attending became lad-dets for the night out which the girls helped them achieve and those that didn’t were in big trouble for weeks afterwards. A year later I took up with one of the girls who's idea it was and I was to find out she had plenty more !