I Want To Know 50 Things About You
1. I've been without work for 3 days and I'm already bored, hence this list.
2. I hate my first name for various reasons, mostly because it sounds bad in English.
3. My last name is pretty rare. It's mainly found in one particular South American country.
4. According to all popular search engines, me and my dad are the only people in the world with my name.
5. I have a sensitive sweet tooth, I generally avoid sweets.
6. I don't drink soda.
7. I also don't eat fast food.
8. I don't like holidays. They’re commercialized rituals repeated solely for tradition’s sake, and following tradition blindly is not my cup of tea. I only cared about the ones that involved alcohol anyway.
9. But I don't drink anymore, so that’s out. I'm still tempted sometimes.
10. I recently resumed my smoking addiction. I'm not proud of it.
11. I'm bipolar and unmedicated. No me gusta.
12. I'm not a gamer, but I can easily see myself becoming one.
13. I sing almost every day, but only when I’m alone.
14. I hate pregnant women. I just want to kick their stomach every time I see one.
15. I love climbing trees, but I’m terrible at getting down from them.
16. I’m uncomfortable with attention. I’d rather be ignored than complimented.
17. I rarely engage in small talk, but when I do, it’s pretty one-sided. People ask all sorts of questions about me, but I don’t ask anything back about them.
18. I tend to make it really awkward for others when they flirt with me.
19. As a result, I’m a 23 year-old virgin.
20. I was trapped in a room with a bat once. It was scary; those little fúckers fly a million miles a minute.
21. I’m very attached to my hair. Very few people could afford to pay me to cut it off.
22. I’ve been wearing glasses since I was 6. Or maybe 7, I don’t quite remember.
23. The high school I went to was only 2% white. College was a culture shock for me.
24. I’m absolutely terrified of rural Texas. When I travel, I make sure to fill up my gas tank in the city and pray to Science that my car doesn't break down on the road.
25. The radio in my car doesn't work, so I’m my own entertainment when driving. Listener-supported, commercial-free partial singing of songs and nonsensical freestyle rapping.
26. I barely ever talk or text. My phone’s pretty much a portable Google-machine that tells time.
27. I have slight moobs. I was a fat kid growing up, so that and my lovehandles decided to stick around.
28. I’m moderately lactose intolerant. Sorry, lactose. It’s not you, it’s me.
29. I wanted to be a stand-up comedian once, but now I’m too neurotic to take the stage. I have a ton of doubts about my new material.
30. I get pretty restless sitting down for too long. Even when reading or watching a movie, I get up and move around just for the hell of it.
31. Reduce, reuse, recycle are huge tenets that I live my life by.
32. I’m addicted to EP. I really want to leave, but you monkeys are too awesome.
33. I don’t give a damn about any celebrities, at least not any more than the average person.
34. I wear women’s clothes sometimes. Though I’m not stylish at all, so I’d wear weird combos like a skirt with a hoodie or basketball shorts with a tank top. It just doesn't evoke femininity.
35. I don’t know my own blood type. I’d like to keep it that way.
36. I don’t know my IQ either. I think it’s pretentious, so I’m not interested in finding out.
37. I've been called ****** 4 times in the last 2 years. Not just called that, I've had it shouted at me. I’m not even black, so I was more confused than anything.
38. It was probably because of my dreadlocks, although every year people have to guess my nationality. It’s been happening ever since I was a kid. I've claimed nationalities from Sweden, Indonesia, Egypt, Brazil, and just about everywhere else in between. Even those that guess a Hispanic country always think I’m mixed with something else.
39. I can’t wear hats. I have a big head as is, and with my hair, hats just won’t fit.
40. I dress like a bum most of the time. I dumpster dive and hate tossing out clothes that fit, so that’s bound to happen. On the plus side, it saves money.
41. I’m very frugal. It’s pretty much just rent, groceries, gas, and cigarettes for me.
42. I don’t floss my teeth. I probably should, but fúck it.
43. I really like idioms. I use them regularly.
44. I want to move soon. Austin’s cool, but the road calls me. I’m thinking about heading northwest.
45. I’m unintentionally misogynistic sometimes. It’s dumb to assume most women act the same way, but some women are just really ******* stupid and it frustrates me.
46. If I really like a song, I will play it over and over ad nauseam.
47. I don’t watch pørn. Pørn is pretty de-humanizing and I don’t like that. I always wonder if the actors are desperate for money, or if they have kids, or if they have plans to fall back on, etc.
48. Food is pretty much just fuel for me. I don’t care if it doesn't taste that great or if it looks like vomit, I just need something in my stomach.
49. I ain't too good for tap water.
50. I’m not chivalrous. I’m kind sometimes, but I am not fúcking chivalrous.
2. I hate my first name for various reasons, mostly because it sounds bad in English.
3. My last name is pretty rare. It's mainly found in one particular South American country.
4. According to all popular search engines, me and my dad are the only people in the world with my name.
5. I have a sensitive sweet tooth, I generally avoid sweets.
6. I don't drink soda.
7. I also don't eat fast food.
8. I don't like holidays. They’re commercialized rituals repeated solely for tradition’s sake, and following tradition blindly is not my cup of tea. I only cared about the ones that involved alcohol anyway.
9. But I don't drink anymore, so that’s out. I'm still tempted sometimes.
10. I recently resumed my smoking addiction. I'm not proud of it.
11. I'm bipolar and unmedicated. No me gusta.
12. I'm not a gamer, but I can easily see myself becoming one.
13. I sing almost every day, but only when I’m alone.
14. I hate pregnant women. I just want to kick their stomach every time I see one.
15. I love climbing trees, but I’m terrible at getting down from them.
16. I’m uncomfortable with attention. I’d rather be ignored than complimented.
17. I rarely engage in small talk, but when I do, it’s pretty one-sided. People ask all sorts of questions about me, but I don’t ask anything back about them.
18. I tend to make it really awkward for others when they flirt with me.
19. As a result, I’m a 23 year-old virgin.
20. I was trapped in a room with a bat once. It was scary; those little fúckers fly a million miles a minute.
21. I’m very attached to my hair. Very few people could afford to pay me to cut it off.
22. I’ve been wearing glasses since I was 6. Or maybe 7, I don’t quite remember.
23. The high school I went to was only 2% white. College was a culture shock for me.
24. I’m absolutely terrified of rural Texas. When I travel, I make sure to fill up my gas tank in the city and pray to Science that my car doesn't break down on the road.
25. The radio in my car doesn't work, so I’m my own entertainment when driving. Listener-supported, commercial-free partial singing of songs and nonsensical freestyle rapping.
26. I barely ever talk or text. My phone’s pretty much a portable Google-machine that tells time.
27. I have slight moobs. I was a fat kid growing up, so that and my lovehandles decided to stick around.
28. I’m moderately lactose intolerant. Sorry, lactose. It’s not you, it’s me.
29. I wanted to be a stand-up comedian once, but now I’m too neurotic to take the stage. I have a ton of doubts about my new material.
30. I get pretty restless sitting down for too long. Even when reading or watching a movie, I get up and move around just for the hell of it.
31. Reduce, reuse, recycle are huge tenets that I live my life by.
32. I’m addicted to EP. I really want to leave, but you monkeys are too awesome.
33. I don’t give a damn about any celebrities, at least not any more than the average person.
34. I wear women’s clothes sometimes. Though I’m not stylish at all, so I’d wear weird combos like a skirt with a hoodie or basketball shorts with a tank top. It just doesn't evoke femininity.
35. I don’t know my own blood type. I’d like to keep it that way.
36. I don’t know my IQ either. I think it’s pretentious, so I’m not interested in finding out.
37. I've been called ****** 4 times in the last 2 years. Not just called that, I've had it shouted at me. I’m not even black, so I was more confused than anything.
38. It was probably because of my dreadlocks, although every year people have to guess my nationality. It’s been happening ever since I was a kid. I've claimed nationalities from Sweden, Indonesia, Egypt, Brazil, and just about everywhere else in between. Even those that guess a Hispanic country always think I’m mixed with something else.
39. I can’t wear hats. I have a big head as is, and with my hair, hats just won’t fit.
40. I dress like a bum most of the time. I dumpster dive and hate tossing out clothes that fit, so that’s bound to happen. On the plus side, it saves money.
41. I’m very frugal. It’s pretty much just rent, groceries, gas, and cigarettes for me.
42. I don’t floss my teeth. I probably should, but fúck it.
43. I really like idioms. I use them regularly.
44. I want to move soon. Austin’s cool, but the road calls me. I’m thinking about heading northwest.
45. I’m unintentionally misogynistic sometimes. It’s dumb to assume most women act the same way, but some women are just really ******* stupid and it frustrates me.
46. If I really like a song, I will play it over and over ad nauseam.
47. I don’t watch pørn. Pørn is pretty de-humanizing and I don’t like that. I always wonder if the actors are desperate for money, or if they have kids, or if they have plans to fall back on, etc.
48. Food is pretty much just fuel for me. I don’t care if it doesn't taste that great or if it looks like vomit, I just need something in my stomach.
49. I ain't too good for tap water.
50. I’m not chivalrous. I’m kind sometimes, but I am not fúcking chivalrous.
By:
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Age:
26-30
