So... I was home and went to the bathroom. My girlfriend called and my mother picked up.

gf:"hello Matt?"

mom:"Yeah, no, he's sitting on the toilet, you need something?"

me: "mom? who is it?"

mom:"your girlfriend! Told her you were on the toilet...*hangs up*she will call you later... "

wtf mom...
hyper64 hyper64
18-21, M
1 Response Dec 30, 2015

lol ??