Pretty Young...

sixteen days before my 14th birthday.  i had a boyfriend and we had been together for a whopping 3 months.  there were a bunch of people in the other room.  it was a pretty ridiculous experience.  actually, i think most sex is pretty ridiculous.  i feel like it's silly and a waste of time and energy unless you want to reproduce.  i'm glad hitachi makes the magic wand because it's much better that way.

geenpunchbuggie geenpunchbuggie
2 Responses Feb 14, 2009

Maybe you just haven't been with the right person who knows how to please you? :)<br />
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Of course, you could just have a low sex drive, and there's nothing wrong with that either. Sex isn't everything, but it's damn nice.

It was four weeks before my 16th birthday. In his mama's borrowed car. In the front seat. There was beer involved, and we parked in the local "lover's lane." After that, we drove someplace on Mondays afterschool, or went to a mutual friends' house. One summer afternoon, my father came home from work 20 miles away, in the middle on the day, and found us having a shower together! A big pile of clothes in the living room. Pop said to him "Get on your motorcycle, and don't come back!" But I saw him on the sly for 3 more months. When he broke up, he wanted me to cry over him, so he could feel more like d'man!